Good job with the rhyming. I suppose now that we know of this world and it's laws about Studs, Mayor Mare should probably visit and guide Anon on proper business practice.
When I read Anon shouting "Oh my god, I fucked her to death!" my mind immediately reminded me of something Mike Stoklasa said forever ago and it was so jarring I immediately broke out laughing as now I can't think of Anon's voice as anything but that stupid little kid voice Mike used.
The permanent tone shift from this probably wasn't intended but it's certainly turned this story even funnier.
"Well I hope your fetish is disappointment, because I'm hardly hung like a horse."
Horses only have huge dongs because they are 5 times bigger than a human. Scaled down to mlp ponies, they would have the same dick size as a human or even smaller.
Woah... I really hope zecora gets a second run later on. I know he's just starting out with this but she seemed keen for some kinky zebra ass play there. Surely Luna or twilight have to be in the line-up soon, keep up the awesome work mate.
10497452 10497542 Chrysalis and Luna are nearly tied as they bring up the rear, this could be anyponys race but but somehow I can't help but feel like a winner!
Would he however? He's not actually copulating with anyone. It's still technically a "massage"... of sorts...
I think his bigger issue is if Zecora's rather messy results are going to be common from all his clients now. Investing in waterproofed furniture and a tiled floor with drain might be necessary. Also having multiple sets of clothing on hand could become a priority for him-- the ponies are lucky in that they only need a quick shower and they can go on with their day.
But this is Equestria and full of cheating magic; find out how to get his work clothes enchanted to repel bodily fluids, heh!
10497614 well to be fair, he summoned a portal trying to order coffee with near giberish, and his arm was victim of pussy-jutsu, so I'm not suprised by this outcome
oh oh, Applejack!
Good job with the rhyming. I suppose now that we know of this world and it's laws about Studs, Mayor Mare should probably visit and guide Anon on proper business practice.
I still say bug queen after all, a hero needs to defeat a villan
Gallus!
Am with both Novapony and Killercraft. Either Chrysalis or Gallus would be hilarious.
Rarity
Kinda want/need to ask, just WHY is this even rated M (and has sex tag)? Nothing ever actually happens.
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literally just elbow fucked a zebra
Lol captain save a hoe
Anon needs biology lessons. Mabe from a miss nurse redheart who works on her hooves all day?
I think it's time for Bon-Bon now
Princess Luna! She saw the human masseuse in her little ponies' dreams, and has to test him for quality assurance.
I think that either Rarity and/or Fluttershy needs some relaxation from our local human.
i think octavia could use some relief
Bon-Bon
When I read Anon shouting "Oh my god, I fucked her to death!" my mind immediately reminded me of something Mike Stoklasa said forever ago and it was so jarring I immediately broke out laughing as now I can't think of Anon's voice as anything but that stupid little kid voice Mike used.
The permanent tone shift from this probably wasn't intended but it's certainly turned this story even funnier.
Nice ref at the end.
Queen Chrysalis
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Comedy tag added.
I wanna see how Twilight approaches this.
I vote for Milky way, I'm wondering how Anon fairs against bobbies.
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Bug queen is the final boss. First our hero has to bring some attention to himself.
Her Changelings have to come first!
nice work on chapter and twilight for the next
Bon Bon needs to make an appointment eventually
Complete the set
Kind of sad that our main hero won’t get any satisfaction himself
Bon Bon
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I watched that movie like 20 times as a kid.
Cheerilee could use some help. She does have to deal with the CMC almost everyday.
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Yet.
Anon’s mom who managed to open a portal to equestria to try and find her son. And for some reason she’s been turned into a pony.
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i.imgur.com/LCTTuRs.gif
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Anon's dad but pony
Horses only have huge dongs because they are 5 times bigger than a human. Scaled down to mlp ponies, they would have the same dick size as a human or even smaller.
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That would actually make a lot of sense, if he is committed to studding then he might need a permit or a license
After visiting Lyra's dream, perhaps luna?
Cheese Leg Queen "She's full of Holes!" 2001 a Spunk Odyssey
How about Fluttershy? It'd be a chance for him to payback a little of the kindness she's shown him.
This is Anons song they play when he walks into his spa room
Absolutly PRICELESS
He will soon drown in bits & marecum
I wonder if LUNA might hear of him some day
I'm going with Redheart as well. I foresee a Flutterrapeish at the cottage as a sign of her "claiming" him as would a lead mare in a herd.
I think Zecora might have a human fetish like Lyra now.
Woah... I really hope zecora gets a second run later on. I know he's just starting out with this but she seemed keen for some kinky zebra ass play there.
Surely Luna or twilight have to be in the line-up soon, keep up the awesome work mate.
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Looks like red heart for an early lead
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Followed by mayor mare as a close second
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Chrysalis and Luna are nearly tied as they bring up the rear, this could be anyponys race but but somehow I can't help but feel like a winner!
Somnambula. There needs to be more erotic stuff with her.
The spa twins might learn about their own offered service, and want to test the goods.
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I second that.
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#ElbowDeepInZebra
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Would he however? He's not actually copulating with anyone. It's still technically a "massage"... of sorts...
I think his bigger issue is if Zecora's rather messy results are going to be common from all his clients now. Investing in waterproofed furniture and a tiled floor with drain might be necessary. Also having multiple sets of clothing on hand could become a priority for him-- the ponies are lucky in that they only need a quick shower and they can go on with their day.
But this is Equestria and full of cheating magic; find out how to get his work clothes enchanted to repel bodily fluids, heh!
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well to be fair, he summoned a portal trying to order coffee with near giberish, and his arm was victim of pussy-jutsu, so I'm not suprised by this outcome
bon-bon