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'and with a hearty"It's about freaking time!" rhaegas targaryen continued to read one of his favorite crossovers.'

seriously, this is what restores my faith in crossovers. i really needed this chapter after spending a week of reading bad fanfics.
keep up this gloriousness.

I have been waiting for this, for a very long time for this.

Hilarious and wonderful and, as always, certainly worth the wait. Keep up the good work.

yesss

You capture Sheogorath's personality perfectly. Great job, can't wait for the next chapter.

“How dare you! You know how hard it is to find one of those? Wood doesn’t just grow on trees! Who do you think you are?”
Sheogorath is best daedra? Sheogorath is best daedra.

hell yeah!

PINKIE!
Get out of Sheogorath body this instant youg lady!

It was worth the wait. This has been glorious.

What a brilliantly written story
Tracked/Faved/Whatever

O..M...G.. Despite the vast honor you bestow on me with that amazing, unforgettable shout-out I shall try my best to control the urge to babbling incoherently while I praise your name, and the epic-tude of this chapter. ( I mail fail utterly )

The update came right on time to smack some sense into me, and get my rear in gear for updating my fic. I decided to promise myself that I wouldn't gaze upon the latest chapter of this amazing tale until I got my own updated. I gotta say that makes reeeaally good motivation, and now that I've finally gotten to read this chapter.....totally...worth it.

Your mastery of that Skyrim mythology is freaking amazing, I don't know if you work for Bethesda, have just read every book in the game, or are just pulling some of this out no where but either way keep on doing it Crosis! You could probably make a killing just writing Skyrim lore all by itself, the mlp is just a bonus.

Alduins rebirth was really good, I always kinda wondered about what was going through the dragon's minds as they were resurrected right in front of me, and your spin on it makes complete sense. Akatosh using Twilight as a avatar so he could try to subdue his reborn son was brilliant ( I had no idea where you were going with that "I am sorry" part in that last chapter and definitely didn't see that coming.)

And then you multiplied this chapters awesome by 10 when you brought the renowned Prince of Madness into the fray. What better way to stop a dragon god than by bonking him on the head with Wabbajack.

I'll leave off with that so I don't blow up this comment page with my silly gushing.

But seriously this chapter gets a favorite, and this story gets a well deserved watch, as well as it's author. Keep up the amazing work Crosis, and looking forward to "Broken Record"s next chapter.

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You say that as if there was some sort of doubt.

I have to wonder what sort of relationship, if any, that Sheogorath and Discord have. They'd be like two wonderfully insane peas in a pod.

618113 I say, that sounds brilliant. hopefully not a shipfic though.

i thought you gave up on this story there for a while and im glad i was wrong, this chapter did take its sweet time and hopefully next one come out faster, but i can tell you whit certainty that it was worth the wait, good writing, good character description, humor/comedy everything perfect as always

What exactly do you mean by "Consort"?

I get the companion thing, but consort? How would that even work?

Hooray, Sheogorath! He's the best Daedra. Although, I personally think Spike should inadvertantly summon him in the future and he and Pinkie Pie should meet. Wait, no, that would only cause the end of the world. That, or an insanely huge party. I take it back, they must never be allowed to meet.

Pinkie:Spawn of Sheogorath and Sanguine.

Don't ask how, it involves Pinkie and Sheogorath, it doesn't have to make sense.

I wonder what would happen if sanguine, sheogorath and pinkie pie got together.....MASSIVE PARTY TO END AL PARTIES

Oh...Sweet...Celestia...

Sheogorath. Akatosh actually called Sheogorath to come help.

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Beyond that, have all of my laughs!

May the Grace of the Valar Protect You

Shire Folk

This was just halarious you captuerd Sheogorath perfectly. And a random aperance of the dovakiin from the game just added to this alredy pretty random chapter

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I don't think we can be sure that they're two different entities, actually.

we need more stories with sheogorath

"But if one of them has a beard they're all going to die"
How about a mustache?

Sheogorath FTW!

Sheogorath... why did you summon Sheogorath, Akatosh?! He is Discord's deranged evil older brother! This chapter had me in stitches laughing so hard. Especially the 'Flip the cat' joke.

Love SHEOGORATH

Sheogorath is easily one of the best characters ever created, and you manage to capture that essence PERFECTLY. He's terrifying, simply because of the knowledge that all those bizarre threats are perfectly capable of happening, but at the same time hilarious as he just flows from one random thing to another. Seriously, if Pinkie Pie and Sheogorath don't meet at some point in this then I truly believe the world will destroy itself for missing out on so much awesome.

sheogorath's and dovakiin's appearance just made my day.
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Okay. Before I read any further, I just want to let you author know that you released my inner nerd just now. I am literally screaming with excitement at my computer! You earn bonus points for originating Sheogorath as the hero of kvatch! Why did I stop reading this story for x amount of months?! Ohhh, I just wanna find you in real life and give you a great, big hug!

Sanguine’s idea of help would be to get the dragon stone-drunk and passed out.

Does this line refer to Akatosh or Alduin? I drunk god of time or a drunk world-eater? Both mental images make me laugh.

I-I can't... breath... the force of my laughing... I can't breath... Oh god...

How in the hell did Sheogorath's mere presence not shatter Discords statue?

Unless this, along with Celestia's ties to the Elements was what weakened the bindings enough for an argument between three children to break them.

So THAT'S how Haskill came into existence!

Oo dii Rah! This story is better than I hoped!

Oh how I love Sheogorath! I hope Discord and him meet someday... The world will never be the same.

So my only real comment is I'm suprised that Acatosh or even more importantly shaogorath didn't sense discords precince (sorry for any misspellings trying to type this out and get back to reading)

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