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Twilight loves fan mail

Twilight Sparkle entered her library, in her magic she carried a few packages and a great many letters. As she sat in what she deemed 'mein comfy chair' her lips curled into a smile.

"I fucking love fan mail, I mean, this is the shit, I get to read all good shit ponies write to me, fuck!"

She reached out with her magic and started sorting through the letters.

"Love letter, love letter, love letter, love letter... OOH, an essay!"

Tossing the various proclamations of love (of varying levels of quality and eloquence) behind her she read the title of the essay aloud.

"Industrial Society and its Consequences."

Author's Note:

I have nothing to say