A Number of Ideas I had While Completely Out of my Mind

by Asimov_Law

In Which Rarity is a Spaz

"Pinkie."
"Yes, Twilight?"
"Why is Rarity having a seizure?"
"Is that what that is, I thought she was dancing."
"..."
"See, cause she only started doing that when I turned on my super extra bright disco ball. Seemed to me she just decided to get funky."
"..."
"And it seemed like she was getting really into it so I thought that I shouldn't get in the way of that."
"Pinkie, are you drunk?"
"Oooofff course not, silly! You made a royal decreee that it was illegal for me to 'buy, sell, or produce food or beverages with an alcohol content greater than 2%'. Don't you remember?"
"Yes, I believe I did. It was after you borrowed a room in the castle with Pokey and, as Spike put it, the moaning ghosts kept me up all night."
"Yeperooni!"
"Could you turn your disco ball off? Rarity might hurt herself."
"Okie Doki Loki! I'll use it on Derpy next!"
"DO NOT!"

Author's Note:

I'm sorry