Filthy Rich won’t stop bragging about how he’s bought out practically every business in Ponyville, and even Diamond Tiara is becoming annoyed. The spoiled filly wishes she could do something to keep her family from giving itself a bad name. The good news is, she comes up with the perfect plan. The bad news is, she'll need the Cutie Mark Crusaders help.
And even the most brilliant of plans have a bad way of backfiring.
(Title is a reference to the movie A Fistful Of Dollars)
You might want to give a credit to the artist behind your cover image, and link to them on derpibooru (or wherever you got it from). Unless you are the original artist, of course.
EDIT: oh, it’s from the comics. Nvm, sorry.
Just saying that you shouldn’t have that kind of a warning on an E-rated story. The only swears that work in an E-rated story are show style mock curses (ponyfeathers, sweet Celestia, Tartarus) and sex shouldn’t be referred to in a story meant for all audiences.
Is this a crossover with the movie A Fistful Of Dollars?
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No.
Weird, I thought Diamond Tiara would need a boyfriend to define her parents.
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Heh, maybe she and Twist could hook up.
Cue the girlish, popping, shopping music you have!
Also wow....
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She's defining her parents so why stop?