I shall Butcher your dreams
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Congratulations.
You need to get some Benadryl, bra!
Is that conductor freakin' drunk or something?!!
Why? Is she afraid the train vibrations and the fast speed would cause her to go into mental fits and hysteria?
You just HAD to say 'derailed', didn't you, Gabby??!!
(Thinking) Talk about hitting rock bottom...
Sure beats dying under another possible mudslide though!
Me and my big mouth!!
Sh!t happened...
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OK, wow I find some of this to funny.
(especially that Rock Bottom one)
Do you also want him to be your personal tobacco pipe lighter too??
I'll have you know that Vinyl has the most tenderest ass in Ponyville!
Dead Mares Tell no Tales
Guess he really did regret not tasting that sweet ass after all! Well, time to throw this turkey into the oven!
Step One: Clamp their eyes open first, so they can enjoy the show!
What kind of weapon operates only at night time??!! What if he gets attacked during day time?! And who keeps a dildo in a treasure room?!!
Maybe they were just saving it for somepony really special
Hopefully without fried weevils and fleas this time
Where did he get these slippers, a Rainbow Dash convention?!
God, I hope he at least carried anti-syphilis syringes!
Or worse, do something fatally stupid while drunk
Not as much as yours...
Jealous???
And that's why I bring up jokes about your dead family...
We're not playing Operation: Live Edition! It always ends with a painful tetanus shot!
You would've made a good bandito
Reminds me of that Immortality Resort from "Rick and Morty"
DDAAMMMN, premature detonation!!
Whatever happened to Midnight Ride I and II? If they were smaller sloops or schoons than the others, they should've kept those instead moving to a bigger ship! At least find some slaves, missionaries or marooned creatures to add to your crew first!
Beware of the Cursed Googly Moogly!
I could just imagine Yona and Limestone being just a pair of hovering horns or hands, or maybe just a floating emaciated torso
https://youtu.be/zOzeuHWQ5YQ?t=81
AND you'll be a total maroon!
Must be from all those rat droppings!
Man, since when did Ratatouille had suddenly become so dark?
I would've called it Whacky Tobaccy
Plus, she prefers un-barbed dicks
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!
He really likes the vibe of rape-play with an indigenous species
Maybe hold a corpse puppet show with his torn body, like that film director from Frisky Dingo or Johnny Cage's ventriloquist corpses
https://youtu.be/w33SyVSCx8Y?t=95
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=234KhxUWeNI
And probably be used as a sex toy or soccer ball!
I think the target galleon's got seekers on deck! Would've been spotted even if the spell HAD been successful!
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TIIMMMBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!
I'm getting Destiny Vibes
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Guess they're not taking any chances...
Cut the religious crap, nerd! You really think she would do this after 1000 years of peaceful rule?!
What kinda jigsaw lab have we gotten ourselves into?!
YOU'RE WELCOME!!!
Rarity??!
Just don't break the pain away with more pain...
Godamit, Leroy!!!
Maybe add them to your crew once you hijack a bigger ship
Spike, some of them may have contracted STDs from the other guards/prisoners!
You just took your griffon friend's male name and feminized it!
STOP, DROP AND DIIIEEE!!!!!
Man, you ARE a bad dragon! From Flammenwerfer to ÜberflammenRakteren!
I always see her as Spike's adopted mother
You should've aimed for the head like she did!
Who else needs a melon popping!??
Or else NO candy for you!!
Wait, there's still bookstores and ice cream shops in the apocalypse?
Reminds me of the artificial hurricane barrier used to hide a secret research lab island from "Gears of War 3"
(((🔔))) ALL HOOVES ON DECK!! Prepare to fire abroad side!!!
If the main OCs in this story were voiced, what would they sound like?
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You Mean like Sunfrost?
Oh boi thw next gonna be awesome
Really nice this fic is continuing.
I am curious on what happened to the princesses when the crisis had happened? Such as Luna there.
Comedy gold
Still curious on if this will continue hopefully.
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I'm actually half way through writing the next chapter
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Cool.
Wonder what happens in it? :0