Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 4
By TDR
Pinkie Perch,
Prologue
[Ponyville, Rainbow Dash's Birthday. Sunday]
“BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA” Adagio laughed as the town burned. The massive sea dragon looking figure towering over the stage and much of the town the gem at her neck swelling with power as crowds of ponies raged and fought around her.
The glowing red eyed form of Twilight Sparkle sent out random blasts of magic, ripping through the streets, destroying buildings, and smashing against the over turned party tank that Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich were hiding behind.
“To be fair, this is not how I expected to die.” Cheese stated simply.
“ How did you expect to die?” Pinkie Pie asked.
“Tuna Casserole event.” Cheese nodded sagely.
“Really me too, though it was due to the avocado more than anything else.” Pinkie Pie admitted.
”So before I do, Pinkie Pie I have to let you know....”
“I'm already seeing some one.” Pinkie Pie pointed out.
“Well congratulations, if we survive this you really need to let me plan the wedding party if you get married.” Cheese stated without slowing down or with any trace of sarcasm.” But no, I got into this line of work because of you. I never wanted to take your place in Ponyville I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am Pinkie.”
“What? Why me?”
“Well I had a great little song number for an explanation, but I'll cut it short since this is only the prologue of the story and everyone knows it by now any way plus we're kinda in a life or death situation that a song would only make worse.” Cheese explained.
“Fair enough.” Pinkie Pie agreed. “Cliff notes?”
“Yup” Cheese stated breathing in deeply. ”Way back when I was just a little bitty colt
Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house. Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop. You know the place. Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy!...”
“There you are Darling....” Nightmarity hissed as she leaned around the corner of the over turned tank , her eyes a glowing a wispy red like the sirens gems.
”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich screamed rushing away from the nightmare infused pony as she lashed out with tendrils of darkness.
Sunset stopped in front of them setting everything on fire with a manic cackle the very ground around her lighting on fire.
The pair took off the other way ducking into an ally only to rush back out of it screaming as Flutterbat flew after them snapping at their tails.
Sonata laughed watching the antics all while stuffing her face with the giant birthday cake that had been in the middle of the party area.
Another beam of energy from Twilight lanced across the ground before them, forcing the pair of panicked party planners to pause, perching them precarious poised over a perilous pit plowed primarily by a powerful pony's phaser pouring, pointy protrusion.
Darting away from the new ravine carved in the ground, this one cutting through part of Sugar Cube Corner.
Cheese and Pinkie quickly ran the other way as the third siren loomed over them watching their antics with a mix of annoyance and perhaps pity as they ran past still screaming.
“Good lungs on those two.” Aria muttered.
Cheese Sandwich yelped as he was tackled by Rainbow Dash and Prince, their glowing red eyes flaring as they pinned him down with a growl.
“Cheese, NO!” Pinkie Cried out.
“Go, save yourself.... and Boneless!” Cheese yelled tossing Pinkie a rubber chicken.
“Sorry , I probably won't forget you... maybe.” Pinkie cried out before running off screaming.
The pink mare didn't make it very far before she ran into someone and bounced off of them, crashing to the ground on her back.
Looking up she was greeted to the sight of Sombra looming over her with a sword gripped in his magic as he glared down at her.
“Nooo, it's the end for me.” Pinkie cried.” Though if I'm going to go out, there's only one thing left to do.”
There was a squawking sound as Sombra was hit in the face with a rubber chicken.
“THAT'S FOR BITING FLUTERSHY!”
Well! This episode's starting off with a bang.
Pinkie and Sombra save the day? I note there was nothing about Sombra having red eyes.
I see nothing about red glowing eyes. Pinkie, he’s not affected! He’s going to help you save the day!!!
“
I can picture Sombra weighing the pros and cons of saving the day with Pinkie Pie or just going back to bed.
Hmmm suspecting that Sunset and Sombra are fine since there was no mention of red in their eyes
So... Rahs and Applejack were out of town?
whistles innocently as i walk though town randomly punting ponies though walls.
lets see hrmmmmm punt random ponies for 50 bits tie up spike and the cmc so the towns not nuked for 1000 bits boop sparkle butts snoot to confuse her 100 bits and trash the town for the construction comperneays for 100,000 bits check
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Sombra's Eyes are naturally red
OOOOOH! I just realized we are 19 Episodes in, just 3 more episodes and we hit the Season Finale and we get to see just how fucked Tirek and Bleu's Dad are. And as the Dazzling's are on a Rampage right now, that means this is where they are going to get their asses kicked and made to behave and become a regular part of the cast as well other than random bits and pieces for them. Now we finally get to find out who the final Member Of Rahs Harem is. My money is still on Aria.
Lol
She said cliff notes, Cheese
At this rate Rahs is going to havw to use his God Of Theatre to get Spike to become the full Godzilla?
*grabs the popcorn*
Oh yeah. This is going to be good.
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what? dont want to hear about his trip to Albuquerque?
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But his eyes weren’t singled out as Glowing red.
I’m already laughing. I’m very much looking forward to what you do with one of my favorite episodes.
White is gonna be pissed. The Siren's went COMPLETELY off Schedule for Ponyville's weekly Chaos.
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Not when evil Twilight is doing her best Death Star impression right above me.
Unless he still has the chainsaw.
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oh please, shes barely above SS1 power level...and she has all the aim of a drunken Storm Trooper...
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Sombra didn't get cursed with the Siren-induced rage because, like the Hulk, he's angry all the time.
Still, here's hoping for some weaponized confectionary treats to take down the meanie sirens. If there is one unforgivable crime in all of Equestria, as far as Pinkie's concerned, it's ruining a party.
I mean it can’t get any more wacky then the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy books now can it.
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I'm also imagining Pinkie helping Sombra dodge a shot or blow by smacking him with something and shouting, "That's for biting Fluttershy!"
some how i get the feeling this ark is going to be epic.
A bit miffed how short this chapter was, but if it's one of those after things went to shit chapters, I gotta give you props. Either way, as always, I can't wait to see what's next.
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This is just the episodes prologue
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Actually following the logic i think a drunken stormtrooper would have immensely improved aim
Is Twilight actually in a siren induced crazy rage here? Because she was extremely powerful even before turning into a god, now she should not have any problem reducing all Ponyville into a rubble in seconds (along with the sirens), but most of the village is still standing.
Or she is "normal" and just venting her regular anger, because these opportunities are quite rare when you can freely destroy buildings and nopony would really blame her??
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eh, debatable
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At this point, yes.
Could you make aria join up with pinkie against the other two?
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Well going off the logic that being drunk ruins the eye hand coordination required to point a blaster then my thoughts r storm troopers r such shit at aiming that any more reduction in their ability would reset the accuracy stat bak to close to 100% 😆
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I'm gonna have to derail this whole train.
Storm troopers Missed so much only in the death star scene with the falcon, all other fights other rebels were killed and sent flying, ewoks too.
And other scenes were full on plot armor.
But the death star escape 'bad shots' were because the Admiral told them to let the rebels escape, so the tracker[ which was still on the ship for all 3 movies because Han never took it off, it's how they found them in the hoth system and how they knew the rebel fleet was coming to set up a trap in return.] So they chased them firing blindly and driveing them back towards the ship so they could escape with the tracker.
Storm troopers are not bad shots.
Except in memes
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I kno this and u kno this BUT DAMMIT LET ME HAVE THIS its a funny af joke that they started and im finishing xD
Dont make me tell discord to tell fluttershy to let pinkie kno it was rlly you that derailed the pun train that carried the famously infamous MMMMMM on it
Whatcha wanna bet Sombra was unnafected by this?
Probably not, but eh.
Anyways.
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This is indeed true. Storm Troopers are trained soldiers. One of two things causes them to miss: Orders, and Force users.
For those that would like to argue this:
Notice anytime a Jedi deflects blasterfire, the blaster fire is headed right for them? Yeah. That's proper aim. :D
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Awesome!
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<deep breath>
HAN SHOT FIRST!!!
</deep breath>
...what the heck is going on?!
I swear, someone has been reading Georg again.
What the hell happened between this chapter and the last one I mean we go from rainbow falls to all out chaos right from the start
Ah Pinkie, will you ever forgive the poor guy for that?
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Nooooo... well the stormtrooper thing, kind of. They aren't that bad, but not crack shots either, mostly because their armor kind of sucks, designed more to look intimidating and be cheap to mass produce then be effective, leading to poor movement range and a helmet with very limited range if vision.
But no on the tracker. Hoth was due to the probe driod, one of hundreds sent all over the galaxy, endor was a trap, the Emperor set things up to draw the rebel fleet to there.
As to the chapter.........NANI!? okay then..... ummm... this is bad.....you ruined CheesiePie!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and it seems to be Tuesday in Ponyville.
I do wonder how long Sombra being pelted with objects will go on for.
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until it's no longer funny.
Having fun again i see
PINKIE is quite persistent
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FLUTTERSHY
So... Never ? Its quite the running gag.
We could need a few of them
"You know, maybe I'll just go apologize to her right now, and let you both succumb to your fate. Catch the sword if you can, cause that's for pelting me repeatedly in the face for the past few chapters. Tata!"
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Considering fluttershy bit sunset and yet no grudge there. In fact because of her there was a town wide panic.