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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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9817345
Took you by surprise?
She gave him a solute ... What was the solvent? I salute the chemistry reference.
9817354
I don't know. Whatever is the most edgy one I guess. You enjoy this nonsense story?
Edit... I meant.... salute. Now fixed.
wut
9817415
A story where Rainbow Dash has no penis in a world of ponies who have penises.
Hilarious. There's a flair for comedy here.
I meeeean... It's not the worst I've ever seen >.>
This is surprisingly fluff filled. Soft and warm.
The size she asked for is impossible for human physiology. There just isn't enough blood pressure in the human body to get an erection with a dick that huge.
How high were you when you wrote this?
I need an adult
Heh heh heh,
Bendy said Penis...
I needed a good laugh.
Thanks!
9817474
Soooo much pot was involved in the making of this fic.
9817417
wut
9817465
Don't let silly things like "realism" and "passing out from lack of blood to the brain because it went to the penis" get in the way of porn logic
Huh this is an interesting take on the concept
9817637
I can tell, this is the randomness of my thought train when stoned.
9817441
Glad you enjoyed. I seem to be getting lots of dislikes, lol.
9817451
This wasn't meant to be some profound story of legend.
9817461
Well, this Rainbow Dash was more wimpy than the show's one.
9817465
Magic... it fixes everything.
9817474
Not at all. It's just me ... Bendy.
9817533
Too much penis here?
9817564
Indeed I said penis.
And now I'm saying it again, penis.
A good pingas song:
9817636
Glad I could be of help.
What you find funny about it?
9817640
Heresy!
9817689
Exactly.
9817695
A lot seem rather mad about it however.
9817637
You said Rainbow Dash in this world has no penis, and Rainbow Dash in this world just has no penis. This fic is labeled Romance and Comedy, but the fic is just Romance and comedy. Where did you learn martian from?
Also
Out of all the Celestias I've seen, this is by far the most monstrous one yet
9818089
The reason it has the comedy tag is because I've found the premise very absurd and funny to me personally. You could argue it's not funny but that is up to your own personal taste.
At first, I hated the concept. But after reading it, and reading the tags, the gears in my head turned, and I began to slowly like this concept(from a comedic perspective), but I’d ask a question, and I feel vary stupid for this but;
If Rainbow has no Pingas, does that mean she has a V in this story?
on a side note: I kinda liked this Dash, she’s pretty adorable
9818102
Yes, she has a V.
This Rainbow Dash is somewhat like Fluttershy. I personally prefer the more tomboy version.
9818106
Yay!
Admittedly, as much as I love the Tomboy version, this Dash gives me a warm feeling. I also like to imagine that Rainbow’s has a secret girl side to her, and this kinda reminded me of that
I encourage everyone reading this to look up Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome. The fact that having an XY chromosome set results in the most consistently beautiful women is tangentially relevant to the premise of this fic (which, as is usual for Bendy, is also the entirety of the fic, not that that's necessarily a bad thing)
9817474
Bendy doesn't need drugs. He is drugs. (Would you believe I have a long-standing character concept for a slimegirl based on that Dali quote?)
9818101
No, I was thinking that this doesn't even remotely follow any romantic comedy formula known to man
9818011
I would say not enough penis, every mare should have two penises instead of just one.
9818114
I added this line highlighted in bold as further proof for her having a V.
9818163
Also I've been writing for years I got some experience here with this sort of thing.
9818166
A lot of my stories don't really follow logic or a formula.
9818259
I think there's enough penises here.
9817640
Yeah, and here's the science:
You don't judge a fish on its ability to climb trees unless you're an idiot, so "best X" should really mean "X-est X". As Rainbow Dash is for the most part Fast Horse, that means she should have as few dangly bits as possible, and that means no penis. QED.
9818354
The only thing i hate is the swearing at the end so I'm gonna have to dislike it
9818011
Bah don't sweat the haters, they're probably just blueballed
9818422
But that doesn't say anything about why Dash is better off without a penis, and by definition you're either writing for the people who don't find that self-explanatory or you're sciencing wrong. Or you're not sciencing at all, in which case my response was irrelevant and you were irrelevant.
9818458
....
I like swearing.
Only pussies don't like swearing.
9818459
Errr, maybe.
9818354
Lol, I thought Rainbow didn't have any holes besides their a-holes
9818509
Username checks out as far as your logic skills go. >_>
...well yes,it all starts as shits and giggles and then reality sinks in
ii
...
I need a coffee.
To help... Process...*gestures* this.
Is it weird I read that line in the voice of Ash Ketchum?
"Let's just call it aerodynamic."
For what do they need stallions in the first place?
9821264
Because muh "feminine penis vs masculine penis" argument
I think that sentence helps describe this fandom also with such phrases as low T, beta, self hatred and social awkwardness.
Nice.