Twilight's day was going to be just perfect. A whole afternoon of experimenting with poison joke, and then in the evening she would have Rainbow Dash for dinner, something they'd both been looking forward to for quite some time. She'd even written it down in the calendar!
Sure, maybe it wasn't too wise to run possibly dangerous experiments right on that day, but was the worst thing that could happen? Starlight's fears were probably unfounded, and she knew the cure anyway. Even then, a floppy horn wouldn't stop her from enjoying her time with the pegasus.
Unfortunately for Twilight, the universe had other plans, and the plant she'd chosen to run her tests on had seemingly developed a new, twisted, and very context-aware sense of humor.
Hallarious story and consept, I was chuckling the entire time
Absolutely hilarious and a most fitting ending
Considering how she was the only one able to decipher Star Swirl's chickenscratch, that really says something.
Of course, that raises the question of what happened to the contaminated air...
Discord would probably be happy to help Twilight direct her complaint to upper management. Not like he has much fondness for the entity in question.
And it's always a nice thing when you agree with poison joke on what counts as funny.
Lovely bit of raunch. Thank you for it. Here's hoping Starlight landed safely.
So what happened to Starlight?
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Well, Twilight has been shown to be pretty bad when it comes to writing with something other than magic or her mouth.
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Starlight's landing is entirely dependent on whether her horn started to work again before her wings gave out or not.
I would love to see an epic first date with Spike and his special somegriffin.
Good title.
Such a good friend, Dash is.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Wait a minute... how is that a “joke” on Rainbow?
Unless she can’t get it up or something... Or she does the continuous expansion thing like Starlight... D:
large think
Nicely played, Universe. Nicely played.
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Absolutely nothing. (The vacuum of space fits at least some definitions of "nothing" right?)
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The Joke is thinking long term in this case. There's a massive amount of potential humor to be had with a mare who's not remotely ready to be a father
Starlight has WIIIIIIIIIINGS!