Rainbow Dash is an upstanding citizen. She does her job, has supportive friends, and would never ever allow herself to become addicted to marijuana.
After all, what type of awful pony would ever touch that stuff?
Certainly no one Rainbow Dash knows.
Proofread by Heartshine, she's kind of awesome about this stuff.
Written for the Feghoot Contest.
"Oh boy, this was really funny. Granted, if you didn't grow up during the war on drugs, with all the "winners don't do drugs" signs on video games and after-school special PSAs, you might not appreciate this for what it is. But it's so great." - Recommended by PresentPerfect on July 30th, 2019
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All that, for a pun.
God damn it.
And I particularly liked that the Wonderbolts were still sweet and felt like proper characters and stuff
And coming from Applejack, that might actually be the case.
And yes, that was an exquisitely executed feghoot.
Oh noes, not the mare-ah-juh-whanas
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Mwhahaha.
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I actually wish more people would humanize the Wonderbolts more. I love those dorks so much.
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Thank you so much, Fan.
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The devil's lettuce, the wack tobbaci, the green devil.
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Belzebub’s brussel sprouts and Baphomet’s broccoli.
Well, my knee-jerk reaction was to want to slap you, so yes, I’d say you did the feghoot just right
Glorious.
Smokin' the weeds
Rainbow's naivete was marvelous to behold.
Pffftttty what a friggin ending hahahaha!
But I can’t help but wonder where this story was heading towards of it wasn’t for the feghoot contest. Like, would Rainbow find out that Celestial was a weedorz too and the DARE campaign was some hilarious joke to her that was put up by some conspiratorial high table.
Found that damn line at the end funny as hell. One hell of a joke. But what would happen if we continued on with the story without it ending so abruptly, even if ending abruptly is sometimes part of the point with certain stories.
Ooo ooo! I remember one time me n my mom n my bro were driving back home. We were in the alley and my mom thought she smelled skunk. And I was like nah, it was just weed. Just some neighbours toking. Then we turned to our garage. Right besides it, there’s this car my neighbour was trying to fix up. Was raised up and had no wheels. In one of those wheel wells was two skunks.
They were wrestling. Sure.
I told my mom to turn around and drive around for a few minutes until they left.
So I guess the lesson from that is that it might now be weed you smell. It might be skunk.
Damn, I wish it had been a bunch of people blazing in the middle of the night. A stoner wouldn’t spray you with foul smelling fluids from their anal glands. Unless the stoner was a skunk 🤔
So, to be honest, I found this hilarious until you killed her at the end, because it was pretty lighthearted up 'till that point, and I was kind of waiting for her to show up to find the entire Royal Family getting high or something, and upon being something about her learning not to worry about smoking weed...
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I agree completely