Twilight doesn't remember how to poop, and that's no good. But with the help of her friends, and a little magic, can she learn how again before it's too late?
Thanks to Majin Syeekoh for the idea. Or at least showing me the cover art and being like "make this a story" like 2 years ago.
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Well, that was a... crappy story
Based
I haven't read it and don't plan to, but I suspect that "username checks out" would be a valid comment.
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It is a comment I've gotten many a time.
I'm... not really going to read this story, as it's not really my kind of thing... but damn, man! I'm sorry that your story has, quite literally, gone to shit.
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Haha, it happens. It's not even like fart jokes and grossout humor, it's just supposed to be weird and silly slice of life based on the cover image. But oh well, it be what it do.
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What confuses me is that, if the author of this story were either Bendy or AnonPencil, I can almost guarantee that it would hit the Top 10's within seconds, regardless of the Like/Dislike Ratio!
Like, I've seen some crazy shit on their storyboards, from comically enlarged male genitalia slapped onto every mare in existence, to changelings vomiting cheese, and even crazier things in-between!
And to this day, even though I follow them both, I dare not open a single one of those stories, knowing fully well what hilarious, yet horrific, hijinks lie underneath.
Whatever the case, don't let the bar ever get you down! Just imagine that the folks who dislike this story aren't even disliking it at all!
Instead, just imagine that they're liking it while also doing hand-stands!
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Haha, thanks for the kind words. I have plenty of big red bars on this account, so it's nothing new to me, and it really doesn't bother me.... much. I mostly just wear the downvotes proudly. As long as the intended audience (Majin Syeekoh) enjoys it, then it's worth having written.
Ewww, no wipey!
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Ponies are magical, and don't need to!
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Horses legitimately don't need to, because biology. No magic involved.
It's amazing what you can accomplish with a few rings of muscle which flip inside-out.
Yaaay, that was dumb! Have another downvote!
Do you want me to upvote or downvote this?
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Do whatever your heart desires. At this point, the red bar is impressive enough that making it bigger is kinda fun.
What the fuck even is this.
I love it and I feel like you did more research than you were comfortable with.
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Zero is indeed more than I'm comfortable with. If you mean the aneurysms thing, that's something I heard somewhere not super long ago, so I threw it in. I dunno what else I would have had to research for, lol.
Edit: Actually yeah, I had to look up what those things were that they attach X-rays to. Illuminators. So, not zero.
well this is a load of "horseshit"
hopefully you don't feel "shitty" after reading this
I read this story while on the toilet, it fits a lot.
Continue being weird, my friend, you make the strangest "crap" on this site!
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Okay I downvoted it
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Oh yeah? Well, I downvoted your comment! Ha, take that!
Actually I very very rarely downvote anything, so it actually hurts, but it's worth it for the joke.
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Yeah? Well I downvoted YOUR FACE!