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After being offered a glass of milm, Anon goes bananas, denying that it exists.

Rated T for sTupidity.

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So now there's Milm, Mehlk, and Malk.:rainbowlaugh:

"Well, better not let this sit long enough to catch fire,"

Wait...

9916395
I prefer drinking molk

Was it followed by a nice mug of covfefe?

I prefer malk myself, but I'm linguine intolerant.

Ara

Starlight was the kind of pony to really milm a victory for all it was worth

yes.

An awesome addition to the literature library
Here's a cheeky reading I did:

Awesome! And hilarious lol

I'm concerned about that catching fire thing, (Not gonna lie....)

"Anon, you haven't eaten all day. Eat your hay, or I'm not gonna tuck you in tonight," Starlight said.

Usually Hay probably gives him stomach aches.
Unless he got "promoted" to Filly Anon.


Good story!
Except one thing: Needs more Milm.

I'm sorry, but this story was THIS close to getting a like from me, but Twilights OOC moment at the end killed it, sorry.

And here I was expecting the big reveal to be that milc is from cows and that milm is from mares, so when Starlight said she made it she means she made it, cue spitā€take from Anon.

Its not milm its malk get it right

dislike cuz twilight and starlight are STUPID idiots who don't know
It milk or malk get it right or I will personally send you to the chaos world or that weird dimension discord lives in with so much force they will explode before they even get through the vortex and then their remains are burned cuz they are so dumb thats what they get then their ashes have to write
there is no such thing as milm infinite times then their ashes are vacuumed and then the vacuum is sent to that place tirek was until the season 4 finale then that place is banished to the center of the earth
cuz they deserved it after all guess the name wrong and you get
exploded and then burned then other stuff and that's what YOU DESERVED cuz ponies and people who say milm go to if I'm correct that place I mentioned is called Tartarus
starlight nooooo but its called milm
no milk say it right or I WILL do those things I just mentioned
fine the drink
no what did I say OR DID I STUTTER STARLIGHT ( glaring intensifies )
fine you win it was all a dumb prank by pinkie when she bonked her head on a cloud somehow
and twilight did pinkie hypnotize you
nu
fine but its MILK
MILK MILK MILK
MILK
got that
milk milk milk milk malk milk yay I dumb in this story millk
for people reading this is my opinion and a funny story as well so don't reply but if you bothered to read this then like it, please

10600208
How can you say milm doesn't exist? There's a picture of it right there on the screen as the cover art. That's clear and irrefutable evidence that it exists

What the actual hell did I just read

10600208
My god dude, I'm not even going to read all of that.

But bro, why the hell are you rping in comments??
That's not allowed, dude!

I feel as if the author of this story started it completely differently, but misspelled milk and just went with it.

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