Scootaloo and Luna are on Fire (E-Rated Edition so Andre Can Read It At His Everfree Northwest Bad Fanfiction Panel)

by Super Trampoline

Chapter 2

It is late in the day, and you find yourself sitting upon a cloud next to Scootaloo.

"So," she says, "I hear this whole execution business got you pretty messed up. Sorry about all that."

" Yes, well," you say, "sometimes these things happen. I'm glad you could hang out today and get my mind off of it."

"Yeah, no worries," she replies, and with that she smiles and it's such a beautiful smile you get lost in it for a moment, before remembering that she is 18 and you are 31 and you really are in very different places in your life right now and so you probably shouldn't get lost in her smile too much.

You sigh. "Guess I should get back to work in the salt mines then, eh? I've got quotas to meet and a young daughter to feed."

"Yeah," Scootaloo says, "I don't want to keep you from that. You should get back to that. But remember, you did a good thing today. Don't forget that."

"Okay I won't," you say, and with that you spread your wings and dive off of the cloud, into the sunset below, ready to start another night of mining salt. The world isn't always perfect, but it can be beautiful.

~fin~

Author's Note:

And the beat goes on

Comments

[karnazom]

CIRAED IMGAE... Want bleach now!

[Nyronus]

"What kind of backwards ass loony-toons bullshit is this..."

> blinks

"Oh, it's Super Trampoline. Nevermind."

[Super Trampoline]

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I’m putting that in my user bio.

[Valuable Ashes]

There is something wrong with this story. And I can't figure out what it is.

[Super Trampoline]

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Maybe that it sucks?

[Lack of Tact]

Yes, well. Um.

I liked the part where Luna was on fire? Oh, also that we failed at stopping an execution. Perfection. Definitely needs to be read at the panel.

[horizon]

Don't be hating on National Don't Be On Fire Day. It reduced tiny pastel horses being on fire by a full 13 percent.

[Super Trampoline]

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Let Andre know you want him to read it! https://twitter.com/AndreLucMartinz?lang=en

[Lack of Tact]

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Slid into his DMs with a recommendation for you fam

[Super Trampoline]

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I appreciate that you appreciate the magical essence of this story. Obviously you have impeccable taste.

[PresentPerfect]

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I AM SAVED

[Moosetasm]

There is a moral to this story.
...
No, really, there is.
...
Don’t be on fire.