When Rarity learns that Applejack has been selling her body for sex with her magical super strength serving as a major selling point, she decides to rent her special services for a night of sexy superhero role-playing.
Okay, question: WHY is everything always made of freaking MARBLE in rich people's mansions? Marble is REALLY not the best material to make ANYTHING out of; it's actually one of the worst! It has a Mohs hardness of THREE, for Luna's sake! My FINGERNAILS have a 2.5! A better material would be GRANITE, as it's a SEVEN, but NoOoOoO. Marble's PRETTIER, so it MUST be better!
(Just to clarify, this is not in ANY way a rant against you. This is a rant against rich idiots who build their houses out of a rock barely stronger than their fingernails. This is actually a really interesting and well-written story about which I have no complaints.)
(Why, yes, I AM a Geology student, how'd you know?)
Okay, question: WHY is everything always made of freaking MARBLE in rich people's mansions? Marble is REALLY not the best material to make ANYTHING out of; it's actually one of the worst! It has a Mohs hardness of THREE, for Luna's sake! My FINGERNAILS have a 2.5! A better material would be GRANITE, as it's a SEVEN, but NoOoOoO. Marble's PRETTIER, so it MUST be better!
(Just to clarify, this is not in ANY way a rant against you. This is a rant against rich idiots who build their houses out of a rock barely stronger than their fingernails. This is actually a really interesting and well-written story about which I have no complaints.)
(Why, yes, I AM a Geology student, how'd you know?)