Rarity is in despair. She's ready to swoon onto the nearest fainting couch. She's convinced that she's OLD. Even though she's only 30. But she does have a BAD heat. And she doesn't have a handy stallion to help. Maybe a dragon will do?
“Sweetie, please. I won’t have any more of your pity compliments. I must away to my tomb-home and await my passing… if I don’t evaporate into dust from the winds of time first.”
Perhaps she should simply go to the Ponyville market-place, lift her tail and beg.
That'd be fun, for sure. Be the town's cumdump for a day, and more than likely end up with an unknown stallion's foal; what better way is there to solve her estrus issue and her lack of a foal?
Sweetie had taken a sip of her maregarita
...Could've easily have been an actual 'mare-garita', but this isn't one of those bars, unfortunately.
“Sweetie, please. I won’t have any more of your pity compliments. I must away to my tomb-home and await my passing… if I don’t evaporate into dust from the winds of time first.”
Of course, in her own mind, Rarity tried not to fret over this. She would never have been happy as a kept mare, or even in a happy, homely marriage. Nor would she have ever tolerated being in one of Canterlot’s glamour-centric harems… though she did love to read all the latest gossip magazines about the same.
homely = ugly. You probably meant "homey" or "homelike"
That little bit of a comic strip right at the end just killed me. That just did it, man. Perfect. The story could've well ended right there and I wouldn't have minded a bit.
“Sweetie!” Rarity chirped. “Really, you mustn't be so uncouth!” Sweetie Belle waggled her eyebrows. “You sure? Your wagging tail says otherwise… you don’t want details?”
I aggree with Sweetie. Please, continue with the details. All of them!
“Sixteen inches.” Rarity’s face flushed a bright red and she covered her mouth with her hoof. “...and it’s got ridges.’
: *drools*
Rarity could see sweat breaking out on Spike’s face. Quite an accomplishment considering she hadn’t seen him lose a drop of perspiration even when diving into a magma lake.
You motherfuckingly marvelous bastarD... Extra props for including the comicXD
ALSO, that Dragon-cola line was wonderful
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Thank you! Glad you enjoyed!
Definitely-less-than-thirty years and she's never heard of cougar lovers?
Great start, anyway.
Can't wait to keep reading!
I wonder what this could reference.
Rip. 30... It's straight down from there.
That ending was simply magnificent. Bravo!
That'd be fun, for sure. Be the town's cumdump for a day, and more than likely end up with an unknown stallion's foal; what better way is there to solve her estrus issue and her lack of a foal?
...Could've easily have been an actual 'mare-garita', but this isn't one of those bars, unfortunately.
I love the little comic punctuating the chapter
morbid thought.... a cat RARELY manages to get 20 years old... Opal may well be on her last leg or even already departed...
C O U L D Y O U N O T ?
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Lol
I´m dead...that´s it...
homely = ugly. You probably meant "homey" or "homelike"
I love this!
That little bit of a comic strip right at the end just killed me. That just did it, man. Perfect. The story could've well ended right there and I wouldn't have minded a bit.
I aggree with Sweetie.
Please, continue with the details. All of them!
: *drools*
Well, she seems to be a hot mare...
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UwU what's dis?