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Silver Butcher


I shall Butcher your dreams

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This is like a train wreck in slow motion. You want to feel bad, but you can't stop watching. Well I'll read it if you write it, good work.

I say yes for a follow up with either Spike and Berry taking another random mare out drinking and things getting out of hand or it turning out Berry is prego now lol

If nothing else than to see Twilight's reaction.

Sequel one about either twilight chewing the both of them out or one about trying to have sex with a child in the house

Good story!

But seriously: Consider looking for some kind of typo-check program or -even better- an proofreader.
Sometimes it was almost difficult to follow the story.

Cool story bro.:rainbowkiss:

:raritycry: I'm Sooooo going to sew these two holes up! and tie Spikes tool in Ribbons & Bows!
:twilightoops: and I didn't get to document Spikes mating habits !

sequal pls this is good

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Comes with a video too...:pinkiehappy:

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:trollestia: It's an Empire Special...
:unsuresweetie: On pay per view
:rainbowderp: It's real big in Las Pegasus

I don't know how something random & one-shot, manage to spawn two sequels on the same day & be enjoyable, but I don't care, cuz this is a success!

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It is my day off and this is all I've done today, Thank you for the Complement, Time well spent!

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Time well spent, indeed!

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I hope you enjoy both this one and it's two sequels

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If ya stop messaging me, so could finish the 2nd, I would appreciate & enjoy it more.

I expected something written while drunk.
Expectations met!

They say booze and sex are terrible.

I actually wonder what's more useful... immunity to alcohol, or immunity to the hangover?
The former has some merits but also some downsides.

Good story, but for the love of God please hire an editor.

my record is 678 shots

Do you not know how alcohol works? Look, I get that this is a world of magical ponies, but that far exceeds what is possible by a ridiculous amount. Around 15-20 shots is where you start seriously harming yourself. No way could anyone survive more than 30.

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"Yeah." Berry Punch responded, "I am, but my record is 678 shots, and I'm still a way's off from that!" Spike blinked at her.

"And you are not dead how?" He asked

"My...my cutiemrk is Alcoholic in origin, my special talent is drinking, and as such my tolerance is off the charts...I am immune to alcomal poionin."

Read.Before.Commenting.

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It still doesn't make sense, because the effects of alcohol exist because you are poisoning yourself, yet she still gets drunk. The more drinks you have the stronger the effects. By 678 your body shouldn't be functioning.

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This is a story about Magic talking ponies and Dragons if we apply logic to everything in a world of Magic then Pinkie would be dead from the amount of sugar she eats and just doing Pinkie stuff in gerneral and Rainbow Dash would kill herself by doing a Rainboom, It's fiction, not Fact. Just deal with it and move on

This was a fun read

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This was fun to write.

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I could imagine spike telling a joke or him and berry drinking equestria dry

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Equestrian Dry? sounds like a hell of a Drink.

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I was thinking the same thing equestrian dry but I change it

"Fuck."

"Oh trust me, we did, are, and will" Berry responded before pulling Spike into a kiss, this continued for a moment before Spike shrugged

I have new found respect for Spike:rainbowlaugh:

Here, listening Somebody To Love (QUEEN), I feel lonely :,(

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This is what I listen to when I'm Lonely

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Thanks, now I feel better.

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There's just one single little insignificant problem..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................she still doesn't love me.

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I'm afraid I don't have anything for that. I'm very sorry.

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It's okay, I'll keep searching for the right woman.
I have a mission to complete.

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I don't care for Men or Women so I guess I missed the Mission briefing

Which is kind of funny considering the kind of story this is.

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You've got a good point with that, okay...see ya!

Too Hot!

could've fooled me on the not drunk while writing part but man this was funny. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This read like it was written by a drunk. Are you sure you weren't?

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I swear I wasn't, I just did my best to make it look drunk

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