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MythrilMoth
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How absurd.
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Oh, Celestia, this is bloody ridiculous!
Now I really want to hear that origin story
Wait, so, how easily she cum? Or does she shoot without orgasming? That part with Sunset at the end got me confused.
Hilarious story, can barely wait to see how this will continue
Well... that happened.
Oh boy, this is gonna be interesting.
God Damn it Moth!
I'm going to ask that you never use "splatoon" as a verb again, no matter what Dash does with her eleventh tentacle.
"In case of medical emergencies."
Pinkie noddd. "Makes sense to me!"
This is certainly going to be interesting. We'll see what arises from these circumstances.
This isn’t really futa but it is a horror story
wat
This... is magnificent. Between the pew-pews and the reactions, and the medical instrument bag. “You never know when you’re going to need to examine something medically.”
what.
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That's why the description calls it a deconstruction. :P
This is ridiculous and I love it.
Ha. Sign me up
“She has a what? It’s how big?”
“...The princesses have requested your presence in Canterlot. They want to study it themselves.”
Could be worse.
Could be made of beans.
I'm not sure it works as a deconstruction if Pinkie immediately goes into Molester Mode.
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Expect a C&D
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Don't you mean a C&Dnis
I really want more because this is too funny
….You have my attention.
Ya know what i think is funny now this has been brought up? RD is a girl, even tho she’s THE biggest tomboy ever, she’s a girl through and through, :p
That still doesn’t explain why she spontaneously spouted a HORSE COCK THE SIZE OF HER LEG, I’m interested in seeing where this goes tho,
Well, first off, this is certainly.....*Imitates Rarity’s voice* interesting. I’m surprised that it was Rainbow Dash that it happened to, as Sunset would be the more obvious choice with her being the transdemsional pony and all. But, I think this is also a cliche trope as well, so it was nice to see that it was one of the other girls this happened to. Wonder what the other girl’s reaction would be if this were to happen to them. My thoughts:
Sunset: *Shrugs shoulders* Eh....Not the strangest thing to happen to me.
: My life is OVER!!!! *Cue epic Rarity freakout*
: Nope.
: Ooo. This is going to be fun. Wonder what, or who, the author is going to have me do.
: Oh my. *Passes out with her new equipment proudly pointed to the sky*
Sci-Twi: *Adjusting glasses* Fascinating. I must study this phenomenon more intently.
Anyway....Good story. Don’t know if you will expand on this, but I will say this....
This....This one line totally made this story and had me laughing heavily.
oh god, this just keeps getting grosser and funnier
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seriously, I can't get enough of Moth's comedy
Child-like voice: Mommy, Fluttershy is scaring me.
Twilight: The fact that I'm able to do this with a standard arm-cuff sphygmomanometer is absurd.
Sunset: This whole scenario is absurd.
Dash: That sphyg-whatever word is absurd.
Nice to see an acknowledgement of the anatomical impossibility of the situation.
The amount of chutzpah necessary to suggest this when the subject's mother is in the room...
Put crudely, Twilight has bigger balls than Rainbow Dash.
Eh, only when tormenting her brother is on the table.
I see we're going with a Ditzy Shoes ship for this one.
In any case... yeah, there are really no good options here. Even the deliberate choice to avoid stimulation might just prompt the thing to, shall we say, seek it out.
Hopefully Equestria gets back to them soon.
Ok, I've got to stop you here. There's no way an athlete like RD would stay dehydrated enough for her urine to be yellow, much less immediately stinky. So unless it's the admittedly plausible explanation the piss comes from the piss dimension, just like the cum comes from the spunk one, those puddles shouldn't be golden.
Still hilarious though, and I'm sad Sunset didn't take the offer on for old times sake. If there's anyone who could miss horse cock in there it's her, current elasticity non withstanding.
You better check and see what species' semen that thing is spurting before doing the sex-thing. Human, earth horse, or pony. Seeing a 15-to-18 year old girl's life ruined or possibly ended by an unplanned pregnancy is just about the least sexy thing I can think of.
Why not just called the Shadowbolts while your at it?
Yikes.
Your eloquence is unmatched.
For science she says.
It would be nice.
I’m glad it’s addressed here, because no one ever considers blood pressure, do they?
Also: “For Science!”
Again, love how blunt you are, xD
sure let’s go with that....
Hehe, HARD pass on that, xD
I’m sorry, I’m supposed to be 24 years old, and I’m clearly not that old in my head, xD
Oh boy.
Yeah that sounds about right.
Very likely.
... You OK there, Twilight?
Fair.
...I honestly have no idea what to say about this...
I have been waiting years for someone to make this reference.
Fluttershy's line at the end sums up my thought process after reading this!
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I'm surprised it actually took this long!!
Nice rhyming, but what is RD doing with lees in her home?
Why do I get the feeling that this is how Zephyr's inner monologue always sounds?
Heh. It's like a dog catching a car. He has no idea what to do next.
And in the BCU, Twilight curses herself for not funding research into extradimensional markets without knowing why.
Porn logic is a cruel, perverse mistress.
Wow. Wow. I'm pretty sure my reaction to this chapter can best be summarized as
. And I just had to read it. I can only imagine how many times you had to take a break to settle your stomach.
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Oh, I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Unfiltered raunch comedy is what I LIVE FOR! XD
Sci-Twi is taking complete advantage of this situation. Although why she wants to possibly have Zephyr’s baby, and why she’s trying to get Rainbow all impregnated as well... Wait, why am I thinking about this? I blame you, author.
I wonder how Celestia was able to say that with a straight face?
Okay, I’m officially disgusted and turned on at the same time....
Good job.👍
Oh my Celestia, Sci-Twi got off on that?!?!?!?! Well, it’s always the geeky ones that are the biggest freaks in the bedroom.
Fluttershy, we’re going to need ALL the various alcohols after that scene.
Now, if you will excuse me, I think I’m going to see if I can get drunk enough to forget this chapter.
That's the sanest question asked in this entire story. Sure, there's not a single sane being on sight there, but damn. Windy is the worst offender, I guess? I'm kinda both expecting and dreading her being the one to ride Rainbow, as this insanity develops.
Although I still believe it should be Sunset. FOR SCIENCE, SWEET SWEET SCIENCE!!!
Screwdrivers, eh?
......... well there’s a goddam reason to go blue, i’m sorry, xD