Essix Darryl Gertine Yonniccan is an all-black alicorn. This story is about him, obviously. He's special and cool and everybodypony loves him. He’s so cool he fights demons for fun and asks out princesses and is actually really awkward and this sentence is too long. Join your lovable narrator (Me! Hii!) as we follow Essix around in a totally-not-creepy way.
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Yes, I know exactly what I am doing.
Let me know if you see any grievous errors so I can fix them or laugh at you meanly.
Chapters (3)
Sounds pretty edgy
I'm naming my child Yonnican
This was a potentially good story (strictly subjectively speaking). I'm disappoint.
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I'm holding you to that
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There's an epilogue in the works that ruins everything, just so ya know
Not edgy enough. Where's the angst
Story has been re-edited. Expect a new chapter 2 soon.
Please tell me this isn't meant to be taken seriously? Cause I can't. But I do like it.
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Oh it's all for fun. A shipwreck of a shitefic, if you will. A shitewreck of a shipfic if you won't.
Hope the next chapter happens soon! This is a fun read.
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You're in luck, because I found my creativity hiding in a corner a week ago and I am holding onto it with both hands.
Or to avoid weird metaphors, I've been writing.
Anyway anyone that sees this please let me know if you think I could switch this over to an Everyone rating