Princess Celestia gets a Colonoscopy

When she develops severe stomach pains, Celestia undergoes a colonoscopy to find out what is wrong.

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Chapter 1: "Frequent Bouts of Constipation" · 16th Jun 2018 · 1,103 words
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Chapter 2: "MiraLAX and Gatorade" · 16th Jun 2018 · 1,050 words
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Chapter 3: "After the Procedure" · 16th Jun 2018 · 1,060 words
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Speedy Silverstreak

Speedy Silverstreak #1 · Jun 16th, 2018 · 1 · · Chapter 1: "Frequent Bouts of Constipation" ·

I will now recite a quote from a Tyler Perry movie:

"Hey Brown, hows your ass?"

"IT'S FINE!"

phantomlord01

phantomlord01 #2 · Jun 16th, 2018 · · 1 · Chapter 2: "MiraLAX and Gatorade" ·

Yeah, I remember doing this when I had to take a colonoscopy when I was suffering from constipation. The worst part is that you have to close drinking fluids otherwise you end up suffering from dehydration.

badninja

badninja #3 · Jun 16th, 2018 · 3 · 1 · Chapter 3: "After the Procedure" ·

Not bad. This was an interesting story.

Titanicgaming360

Titanicgaming360 #4 · Jun 16th, 2018 · · · Chapter 3: "After the Procedure" ·

it hurts on the inside.
Coincidentally, not the stomach.
Right around my heart, but on the right side, not left.

Georg

Georg #5 · Jun 16th, 2018 · 1 · · Chapter 1: "Frequent Bouts of Constipation" ·

Well, when you turn fifty... centuries.

DAMN HAMSTER

DAMN HAMSTER #6 · Jun 17th, 2018 · · 6 · Chapter 3: "After the Procedure" ·

Ah yes, 'tists trying their hand at humor. 2/10 for effort, at least.

CrackedInkWell

CrackedInkWell #7 · Jun 17th, 2018 · 1 · · Chapter 3: "After the Procedure" ·

I'll just leave this here...

SilverStarApple

SilverStarApple #8 · Jun 30th, 2018 · 3 · 1 · Chapter 3: "After the Procedure" ·

This is the kind of story this website deserves to be flooded with. Liked and followed!

WannaFlugelHorn

WannaFlugelHorn #9 · Jul 17th, 2018 · · · Chapter 1: "Frequent Bouts of Constipation" ·

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LunaJack

LunaJack #10 · Jan 1st, 2021 · 1 · · Chapter 3: "After the Procedure" ·

You really should have added the farting that comes after the colonoscopy. Not only for comic effect but because it is a part of recovery.

Gavier

Gavier #11 · May 8th, 2021 · 1 · · Chapter 3: "After the Procedure" ·

If I had a nickel for each fic I've read with a outlandish title that turns out to be much more grounded and less absurd than expected I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice

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