Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.
It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?
Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.
Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'
NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.
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I hope that you write more - this is quite a hilarious introduction!
To the favs and trackin' with you!
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Thanks! Feel free to like and share. According to the internet more comments means I'm having fun!
This looks BRILLIANT.
First chapter's done.
I LEGITIMATELY CANNOT BREATHE.
MOOOOOAR.
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Dawww thanks don't forget to like
Loving it already
I'm loving this story already, I mean who doesn't love the Simpsons. I'm curious will Homer go through any of the MLP episodes or even the movie?
Great idea, solid start, brilliant title.
Looking forward to more.
I like it already and cant wait to a read more from you. I love the simpsons and I love MLP, so this will be an interesting tale to read.
Have a like, a follow and a favourite
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I laughed hard! Oh tracking this. Thank you!
Just the concept of Homer Simpson in equestria makes me heart sick.
It's yellow
Fluttershys relative ?
It doesn't fly
neither does Fluttershy
It's drinking all the cider!
What the hay is Duff?
It's eating all the doughnuts!
Spikey protect our ice cream!
Oh look a great yellow ape....
Now Twilight gets a chance to study the elusive kwjibo.
My only regret is that I can only fav and give a thumbs-up once.
Okay, I am oddly totally invested now in Homer in Equestria. Bravo!
I remember the Homer cubed Halloween special! This should be some good readin’.
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Well I looked at the usual excuse-er, reasons for displaced characters when I realized there was a perfectly good one built right into the end of that episode! Of course in exchange for magical adventures with adorable ponies he may never discover the wonder of erotic cakes.
It's likely a toss up whether that's a bad thing or not.
Don't be silly, Homer, Spike's not a dilophosaurus! He doesn't have the crest or frills. And can't spit poison. He breathes fire, thought!...probably not helping.
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At least Equestria has no shortage of doughnuts for him to munch! He still better leave some for the ponies though.
ogre?
Dilophosarus?
Homers odd I see.
the adventures continue!
Dog biscuits. . .
The kwjibo is a big, dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin and a short temper.
The kwjibo is an omnivorous species, with a diet that includes many items. Studies have shown that the preferred foods of the kwjibo are pork chops, donuts, and beer.
The kwjibo is normally docile, but it has been shown to become enraged at the slightest provocation. The kwjibo has been observed strangling its offspring.
I'm really loving this story, and the ending of this chapter was hilarious.
So basically Homer has what is essentially a blank check and access to a bakery full of the best baked goods he has ever tasted. Guess the Cakes will be coming into a small fortune shortly.
Can't... breathe... laughter!
Oh you glorious person! This is entirely wonderful and hilarious! Keep writing! You're doing spectacularly!
Hay I was 12 eight years ago!
So is Homers son Bart
I'd stay twelve too if I got strangled half a dozen times a month
I wonder if the crayon will come into play
Another brilliant chapter. I'm really loving how your writing Homer your really keeping him in character so perfectly.
I can't wait to see how he interacts with other ponies of ponyville.
So 2 inevitabilities Twilight remembers the freaking mirror portal and that she knows what humans and stuff like TV are and Homer goes into a diabetic coma after too many of Pinkie's treats.
Love the TFS ref, but if I can allowed to be anal for a bit, it’s “did.” “You shouldn’t have did that.”
Case in point
This has been another
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I debated having Equestria Girls be canon in this but honestly it felt like doing so would deny me a great deal of potential story ideas. That said I loved Rainbow Rocks so don't think I'm snubbing what's been an interesting spinoff.
*cough cough* Futurama.
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I was hoping someone would notice that!
lol I needed a good laugh
Definitely facing this story
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Well, glad to help.
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something
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Go crazy?
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Don't mind if I do!?!
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I just noticed this chapter is called “Nature of the beast.” And it has 3,666 words
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O_O *imitates Homer's distinctive scream* SOMEBODY CALL A PRIEST!
Great and touching chapter.
Is Homer going to get hit with a truth spell? I want to see if that will have the same results as a lie detector.
Oh that was adorable and wonderful and hilarious all at the same time! This is a GREAT Crossover!
...now what fascinating experiences will Princess Luna have while inside Homer's dreamscape?
if you dont make those two a couple, im chatrging you with blasphemy, treason and all sorts of shit. SO IT IS SAID, SO IT SHALL BE!
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*Takes the time to put on rubber boots to better insulate myself against lightning strikes* Sorry friend, while Homer and Pinkie Pie do come to love one another, it's the kind of platonic love you'd see in movies like 'Bolt'. After all a major drive in this story is Homer trying to get back home to his family. That said I'm tickled pink I had such an impact
Welp, color me interested. You not only keep Homer in character, but add several tasteful references, to boot
I started tearing up towards the end of this one. It’s a shame more modern Simpsons episodes aren’t like this anymore. Not quite sure who Professor Puff is, but this was a fun read.
I mean, she’s apparently a good singer.
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Look up Fluffle Puff on youtube, you will not be dissapointed
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Damn it! Why didn’t I catch that sooner?! It’s been soon long since I’ve seen a new video from them.