Soarin' Windsong is a party pony (not to be confused with Certified Party PoniesTM). After a well-earned holiday with the other Wonderbolts, Soarin' finds himself on the ground staring down a duck. Fortunately nopony is looking on at the silly sight.
I don't know what it's like to be drunk, so there are probably some errors, but oh well. This is just a fun thing I wanted to do for my good friend Vivid Syntax's birthday, featuring his favorite pony and his favorite animal. Tagged "Teen" for drunkenness and minor profanity.
So, if Soarin... weighs as much as a duck... then he’s made out of wood. And therefore, a witch!
LOL! That was amazing!!! Thank you so much!
Glad you enjoyed it! I watched that "you're no good, duck" vine one day and suddenly had this idea, and it kept me smiling the rest of the day.