Ponies meet whomever the comments want them to meet, in the least number of words possible. Why? Because it's ALWAYS Crackfic Week.
"Moo-yah!"
After a horrible moment of extended silence, a few of the spectators whispered to each other. The brown and white one timidly stepped forward.
"That," Daisy Jo told the half-metal thing, "is a culturally insensitive remark."
GENIUS!!
GENIUS!!