What started as a simple enough day at the local Hayburger quickly escalates into something that shouldn't be taken nearly as seriously as it is. Like, why does it even matter? No seriously. Why does this matter? They're both objectively the same products.
Alas, some soft drinks are just not made equal, and at the end of the day, the question on everypony's mind is this: Coke or Pepsi?
As someone who has worked fast food... THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE!
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
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I side with Pepsi, specifically Diet Pepsi because Diet Coke makes me physically puke.
Ahh yes the insanity of arguing the answer to purely objective questions.