• Member Since 14th Jan, 2016
  • offline last seen Mar 3rd, 2020

tflex


I know, I know my avatar doesn't match my name, but come to think of it who's does?

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You are a celery, will you defend the Celeryverse from the presumably evil Snackjack?, or will you succumb and be human food?

Since this isn't a choose your adventure story, just letting you know.

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If you had eyes you would have closed them in sadness as you waited expectantly for the humans hand to grab your long, hard, stalk and put between their succulent lips, as you succumb to their vegetarian charms...

Why have you done this?

What have we done to deserve this?

'Twinkie partner' said snackjack. that did it, snack refrences were frouned upon in Celeryland.

Plez

stop

Think of the man children reading this!

Oh, also you misspelled a few words :P

You lived a long and vegitful life so you had no regrets.

long and vegitful life

vegitful

That's it. I'm done here.

So thanks for that.

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But wait... there's more.

This had better not be setup for a Pickle Rick joke. Liked and followed anyway.

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