Twilight knew it was going to be hard to be a Princess, but she didn't expect such a mental challenge from a subject. About something so trivial. Just out of nowhere.
It's not the fact that somepony finds her attractive. It's not the fact that he's so blunt about it either. She doesn't even find him rude, or creepy, or threatening, or anything.
But she's not going to let it go until she proves that he's wrong.
In short time, her mental sanity is at stake.
Written for Aragon's comedy contest. Prompt: We learned something Direct.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to complete it in time.
This story will be about 8 chapters and 12k words long.
Chapters (2)
...Oh my gosh, this is too good!
I'm gonna be tracking this.
Also, Spike, don't do what you're about to do. It won't end well, buddy.
That's why there's a place called a Brothel. And I'm pretty sure Ponyville has one somewhere... or Twilight could've just given the dude a magical handjob or something.
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He clearly stated to have his member visit the royal tunnel. Not having her using magic on it ^^
This is actually way more entertaining than I expected. Good job
This was extremely amusing, but...
In his tracks
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nice
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Thanks for the tip.
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she didn't choose, she was tricked by trollestia for this exact situation so all de ponies could go to twilight instead
This is superbly creepy.
Actually, in modern times, this would be considered sexual harassment. It pretty much is nowadays.
It you watch the news nowadays, people are being charged with it for even less than this. And the charges are sticking.
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Except it was always going to happen. Just like it will with Starlight. 😈
health issues
This story is so random, yet it’s working it’s way to my favorites’ list
The End.
The Sequel:
Edit: I wrote that before actually finishing the chapter...
There is only on ething I can do now:
SLAP
Also: I like how you worked with the colors.
Like a boss!
One small thing:
: "No colors anymore?"
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Dammit, I forgot to edit the colors!
I usually add them after I upload the chapter, thank you for reminding me.
P.S. you're funny.
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I do my best!
Also:
: "The colors are back. Yay!"
(Seriously: I had never seen someone using colors like this. Normally, if they are using colors at all, they are coloring the full sentence, not just the quotation marks. I think this is quite a good idea!)