Amereep's Anthology of Flashfics

by Amereep

Here's the Plan

Author's Note:

February 2024

In the month of depression love, and my sister is no longer using holidays to see her boyfriend, but now just the two day weekends.

Ever feel like something terrible wonderful is just about to happen?

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The Constructs of Relationships

"After the movie, head to the diner down the street. Make sure it's the second diner, the first one has bad reviews and would likely ruin the evening. I suggest distracting him as you go by it by flipping your hair or batting your eyelashes."

"This planning isn't necessary."

"Isn't necessary!? Sunset, who's the Queen of Planning around here?

"For parties, but this is a date."

"Rutabaga, onion, same thing."

"Pinkie, a date is meant to be casual. Nothing fancy, nothing romantic, just a period of spending time together. Where it goes is anyone's guess, but trying to impress someone will result in complete disappointment. Honestly, I feel like I'm the maturest one amongst everyone sometimes."

"Well... if things happen to get steamy between you two, make sure he at least wears this."

"...Pinkie, ...this is a latex glove."

"Don't let it tempt you. Handholding is meant to be sacred!"