• Published 4th Jul 2018
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Amereep's Anthology of Flashfics - Amereep



A series of unrelated stories that are 150 words long. All written by some loser.

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A Near Miss

Author's Note:

January 2020

THIS PROMPT JUST RRRIIIINGS COMEDY!

BUT no no, it's the feeeeelz that maketeth senpai happy.

Bahawouldsay

He loves jokes!

Everyone loves jokes!

🌽 & 🧀 JOKES!

Everyburdy seez that ya half-caloried Snacker Doodle! It's as clear as the digital sundial!!

Haha HAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

...............

*sigh* This year is starting off swell. Hehe. :pinkiecrazy:


S.H.T.

[Target in sight]

[Range: 30 hooves]

[Wind: 0.7 MPH from a degree of 280o]

[Bystanders in the immediate area. Proceed with caution.]

[Approaching target...]

[The target has spotted me! Switching to inconspicuous mode!]

[...target is observing with no sudden movements. Proceeding with the plan.]

[...target now within range.]

[Ammo loaded]

[Target locked on!]

[....INITIATE!!]


"Here it is!" His small hoof slapped the sheet of paper down on her desk, "Last night's homework! Finished and ready to be evaluated. Just for you, Miss Cheerilee."

"Thank yo-"

"And might I add," he flashed a smile her way, "you're looking lovely as usual."

While the young colt wiggled his eyebrows up and down suggestively, the full grown mare had her brows evenly low in a peevish manner.

With an uninterested tone, Cheerilee said, "Get back to your seat, First Base."


[MISSION FAILED! OPERATION: 'SEDUCE HOT TEACHER' HAS FAILED!! FALLBACK!!! FALLBACK!!!]

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