Amereep's Anthology of Flashfics

by Amereep

A Lovely Night, Ruined

Author's Note:

February 2018

This is based off something that happened to my grandma when she was cooking.

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Under Pressure, Will Explode

Rarity is such an amazing mare, she seems to find the time to get everything done. She's been pushing herself, so tonight, I want her to relax during our date. I knock on her door and she greets me in the alluring way as usual; flipping her mane, fluttering those eyes, and saying "Good evening, darling. I'm thrilled that you came. I've prepared bucatini for tonight's special occasion."

"Actually, I was thinking of going out tonight."

"Nope, I won't hear of it. Everything must be perfect. Now sit down, I'll check the steam pressure if it's ready."

"Steam pressure?"

"Yes," she head towards the kitchen, "I was in a hurry and thought I cou-AAHHH!!!!"

I run into the kitchen and see bucatini splattered everywhere. She starts to whimper at the mess and she buries her face into my chest.

I stroke her head, "Why don't we go out for pizza?"

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[Cosmas-the-Explorer]

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