Before we start, Tao and miss litchi have an important message, please take it away.
“Yes, this story is mainly for comedic purposes only and should not be taken seriously” Said Litchi in a happy tone, her usual jet black hair and red dress still making her a wonder to the eyes.
“This story is non-canon with the Blazeblue universe and therefore will not adjust the main story of the Blazeblue for all those that worry” Taokaka said with a smile, her cat like body and hoodie showing off her happy if not weird style.
“Wow Tao, that’s pretty smart, considering you” Taokaka became distracted by Litchi’s above average breast size and quickly lost focus “Ooh boobie lady!” Tao hugged Litchi, getting a feel of her boobies “Boobie lady has the softest pillows meow!” Litchi blushes crimson red out of embarrassment and shoved Tao away “Tao no, were trying to do an educational intro for people that don’t know what Blazeblue is!” Litchi exclaimed, picking up Tao and placing her back on her feet.
“But boobie lady, people skip intros silly!” Tao said in a happy tone, and then started to chase her own tail and nibble on it as soon as she caught it “yummy! Tao’s tail is yummy meow!” Litchi face palmed at Tao’s behaviour “Do you remember what were supposed to do today?” Tao started to think, scratching her head for a while “Nope!” Tao exclaimed, nibbling her tail again.
“Okay then, since you’ve forgotten, again!” Litchi exclaimed, looking at Tao with some anger, and then turning to the audience’s direction “I’ll explain as best as I can. If I tried to explain the whole plot of Blazeblue, this chapter would probably be way to long, so instead I shall explain the parts needed to for understanding that plot slightly better” Litchi got out some sake for how long this lecture might take.
“Basically all you need to know for this story is that Tao’s astral finish, super move or finisher for those that are new to fighting, basically she teleports to a very weird world, which no one seems to question, and then mercilessly beats the hell out of the poor person she’s fighting” Litchi drank some sake and took a deep breath “Me and Tao live in Kagutsuchi, a city designed so it’s above the earth’s surface due to some seather which is a deadly chemical that has well… not pleasant side effects for humans in large doses, but if someone uses it in a small dose, then they can perform attacks like Tao’s astral finish” Litchi took another sip of her sake “any questions?”
“I have one!” Tao asked, raising her paw to get her attention, smiling happily with her creepy eyes showing a very familiar look to Litchi “Yes Tao?” Litchi responded, sake at the ready “How do you get your boobies that big?” Litchi face palmed “Okay, Tao you need to have someone massage them to make them bigger” Litchi laughed, thinking Tao would not actually listen to such a ridicules idea like that “Can you massage my boobies Boobie lady?” Litchi ran off before Tao could get her to do anything “Meow? Boobie lady you were going to tell the story! Meow!” Tao picked up the story “Tao can’t read though! There’s no pictures ether!” Tao sat down in a sulk, before seeing someone in the distance.
She sniffed the air, picking up the familiar smell of nervousness and being a shy someone “Lacking lady will help!” Tao pounced on Lacking lady, but she got out of the way before Tao could actually land on her “Firstly Tao, stop calling me lacking lady, my name is Noel!” Noel shouted at Tao, regaining her shy personality rather quickly “Just don’t do that, okay?” Noel said, looking rather upset “But Boobie lady told me not to lie” Noel started to get more upset “W-what do you want anyway?”
Out of her hoodie pocket, she got out her story and gave it to Noel “I want you to read my story book! Please?” Tao kept saying please over and over and over again, before Noel gave up “Okay fine Tao, let me look at it” Noel skimmed through the book, becoming incredibly confused “Tao this story makes no sense what so ever and there’s no plot! It’s just you being a idi.. I mean being adorable” Tao looked incredibly confused “What’s a plot?” Noel was now borderline about to run away, but it would be rather mean to Tao “Okay, I’ll make something up for you” Noel looked through the, noticing the description of one of the characters.
“A purple doggy creature with a funny horn that makes magic, and had a funny feet that that want clop clopedy clop” Noel realized what Tao actually meant “Tao, I think you mean a unicorn here. Okay, I think I can actually do something here” Noel said, sighing in relief before Tao leaped on her in a hug “yay! Lacking lady you’re so nice, even though you have a cutting board” Noel was confused, but started the actual story.
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It was a peaceful day in Kagutsuchi, there was little violence, there was a two for one offer on steamed buns and Tao forgot the rest, so Tao took a big long nap in her special sunny spot, dreaming about steamed meat buns for hours and hours…
Tao got woken up by some screaming coming from the village, running on all fours, she leaped into the village of the Kaka tribe and saw the squiggly thing or Arakune for those who don’t know his name, but he’s still a meanie. He grabbed one of the little Kaka kittens and tried to eat it, but I came along and chopped off his squiggly arm thingy and started to beat the crap out of him!
“You promised in the last fight you wouldn’t come back!” I exclaimed loudly, beating the crap out of him or her or whatever it was with my super kaka claws, slashing and dicing, cutting and hacking him into little pieces of chewy parts for some wasabi! Mmm, wasabi yummy for Tao!
“st pid c I d, I pr m se no hing to y u!” the blobby thing started to laugh evilly, before leaping at Tao with a giant shark mouth that was filled with spiders, but Tao upper-cutted him in the mouth and sent him flying through the air “Tao’s going to beat that crap out of you!” My body filled with lots of super energy and the whole background changed as I started to beat him up, hitting lots of times over and over and over again.
Arakune screamed in pain, before wrapping around Tao and hurting her with some painful bugs that nipped and stung her fiercely, but this caused her astral finish to go crazy and send to this world she had created with her astral finish, and sending Arakune to the other side of the Kagutsuchi.
Tao landed in a garden filled with statues of weird goat creatures and weirder goat dragon lion creature statues, but Tao decided to take a long nap in the garden, sleeping on a patch of tulips and roses, snoozing away happily.
“What an odd creature” a tall unicorn with wings said, picking up Tao and taking her to a little bed room and placing her in a nice comfy bed “Hmm… I wonder if I could keep this as a pet? No Luna that’s just silly.” Luna thought to herself what to do next “Do I release this creature into the wild, or do I keep her in private?” Tao rolled around in the bed, getting warm and comfy while purring “Tia won’t mind one bit” Luna giggled to herself and put some cookies next to Tao in case she got hungry.
“Nighty night Mrs fluffy, don’t go off anywhere” Luna went off to do her usual night duty’s leaving Tao in the bedroom alone… with cookies and books on magic…
Luna had decided that tonight she would make a few new stars, some yellow ones to make the night more colourful, than or at least not as boring as it was already. She made the yellow stars form a shape of a smiley face, before nodding in approval of her handy work “very nice Luna” Celestia, Luna’s older sister, and much meaner one snuck up behind Luna, startling her.
“Oh hello sister, I was looking for you actually” Luna looked happy and excited, but rather nervous too “can I have a cat? Please?” Celestia rolled her eyes “Luna we have talked about this, no pets” Luna looked upset at Celestia “but sister…” Celestia shushed her sister with her own words “Luna no, no cats, no dogs no pets at all” Luna was upset and went to her room.
Once she got back, she went to her new pet and stroked her head caringly “mean old Tia doesn’t have to know about you Mrs fluffy, I’ll look after you, and then we can best friends forever!” Luna exclaimed, hugging Tao or Mrs fluffy in her sleep, with her hugging back in her sleep and hugging tighter “Aww you’re so cute!” Luna kept hugging Tao, happy that she had a new friend, though a secret friend at least.
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“There you go Tao, one chapter all done and dusted” noel said happily, handing the story to Tao with a happy smile “yay! What’s a chapter? Is that a fish?” noel laughed happily “no a chapter is what spaces out the story, you wouldn’t want to read one really long story all day long would you?” noel asked in a cherry tone “I don’t know, Tao can’t read meow” noel broke out in laughter again, before heading off to do her own thing.
“Hmm… maybe bunny lady can help me!” Tao put her story in her hoodie and ventured towards the home of Rachael allurcard, the vampire of Blazeblue and also bunny lady for Taokaka “I wonder if she still has that meat bun that floats with her? I could eat it! Nom nom time!” Tao went fast to the direction of Rachael’s home, with a smile on her face and a mind filled with nothing but possible insanity.
Okay before you say anything about the characters, allow me to explain.
Taokaka is dumb, naive and curious and is prone to doing stupid things because she follows instinct.
Arakune talks like that because… just look him up on the internets!
And if you have any questions, ask in the comments.
remember to ask questions on this, i'm not expecting everyone to understand blazeblue, so please ask any question you want to ask.
1292438 dreadfully sorry about that...
1292456
tao is like that. shes dumb, naive and ungodly adorable!
(This was just based on the description.)
1. Capitalize the Beginning of sentences or proper(specific) nouns, titles, names, etc.
2. If there is a word that ends with a vowel and you need it to be plural, keep it the way it is. If the word ends with "y", change the "y" to "i" and add "es".
3. (This is a very common mistake that people do and don't realize it) "'s" means it belongs to whoever "s" means the object is multiple objects Say the word is car. Car's means that it belongs to Car. Cars means multiple cars.
-TEP
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sorry agian, deeply sorry but hay i had fun writing it so its good enough, in some way.
1293376 Well, it was nice that I was nice about it.
1293404
true that is true
there are proberly kinda people that would go "oh this story has is dreaful, burn it with fire or something"
however my defence for this story is the charecters i'm using, i don't make them up so i can really alter anything about that.
1293418 Or "This is crap, Bye."
But that's why I'm nice. And most advised, you need an editor/proof-reader.
That's it for this story, bye.
Oh boy.
All right. First rule of writing: know your audience. In this case, your audience is people who like MLP:FiM. This tells you how much you need to explain in your story, and what you can probably leave out. For example, you don't need to explain what Equestria is. However, there is no guarantee that your audience knows anything about whatever universe you're crossing with, so you'll have to do a lot of explaining for that one.
The good news is, you tried to explain it.
The bad news is, you didn't do it very well.
You literally had to take us away from the actual story to explain the other universe (maybe that's a style thing? I don't know), and all I got out of it was, "There's a perverted cat thing obsessed with giant boobs." Your showing is excellent, but it shows the complete opposite of what you want us to think. It's not cute, it's annoying and slightly creepy.
As far as the actual story... honestly, there's not much there to comment on. Luna decides to adopt this creepy cat thing, who somehow got there with a video game move, I guess. Dunno, maybe this just isn't my cup o' tea.
CHOO CHOO.
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well firstly, tao isn't perverted, she just likes boobs... don't question it, i didn't make this up
secondly, i thought switching from the blazeblue universe to the blazeblue unviverse was a good idea, and hay, i think it's a good idea.
and yeah, if you don't like giant talking cat people that will proberly cause destruction in equestia, then yeah, not your story. but hay, there's to there own
1295506
choo choo? umm... okay...
1295904
Choo Choo is the calling card of the Train Wreck Explorers, a group dedicated to constructive criticism of badfics, and generally trying to help authors fix a fic that people agree is poorly written. To some, we come across as a bunch of wankers, and I can understand that, really. Some fics are so bad that the only real way to criticise it is to say 'go away and learn how to write in legible English, then we might have something to talk about'. You might be getting a visit soon, just to warn you...
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1296179 great, so is this good or bad?
1297100
Well, for you, probably both. It means that you'll probably face some quite in-depth criticism of your work, since it was nominated on the TWE frontpage. On the other hand, unless your work is basically unreadable pap, or has a plot so broken that we basically say 'No, please, scrap this and rewrite', we should generally try to make your work better. No guarantees and all. I'll see if I can write up a review of some kind in the near future, but at the moment I'm a little busy castigating a clopfic with RD in a maid outfit, so I may take a while. I think it speaks for itself that your work has pretty much gone unnoticed so far, despite being nominated, which means it's probably mediocre quality... no offence meant, but that means it's probably a head and shoulders above the pap we usually deal with. From my skim of it so far, it looks reasonably coherent and grammatically correct, so I guess this is 'brb for now', sorry.
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none taken, i expected it to be medicore at best.
i mean, i try stuff that most would not do, so differant charecters and pairings.
i didn't expect everyone to like this story and really i don't care, i'm just happy to write and put something new that hasn't been done before.
1297161
Mmmh... it looks fairly unique, from what I've seen. You might want to generally use capital 'I's in your general comments, because it makes you look much more mature btw... well, since we can't actually see each other, we kinda judge by writing skill, and capitalising 'I' is pretty important in English.
1297164
yeah it is, but i should point this out, my english, though it's my first language, i'm bad at because my autism makes my skills at it well... you can planly see
1297174 At risk of sounding patronising, it's not overwhelmingly difficult to press the shift key in conjunction with I...
1297204
sorry again
i have always been a bit well... not stupid, but my brain forgets things
and hay, i have fun writing, and if it's okay, i would rather prefer to keep this story cute and silly
1297223
Being cute and silly and using decent grammar are not mutually exclusive properties, you know... That honestly sounds like a ' 'kay not listening now, although you're welcome to try to break through my shell of apathy and faked cheeriness' passive aggressive response... it really does. But then tone is quite subtle on the net, and I may be reading things into your comment.
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no i am listening, sorry if you took it the wrong way, but my other storys, aside from stripped scars, are mostly cute and fluffy.
i mostly write cute and silly, and if i wanted to write something more serious involving blazeblue, i would of picked carl clover and nirvana clover, due to there back story.
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Yeah, it certainly looks fluffy. I read a up a little on the characters, and the whole 'boobie lady', while a little creepy, is quite innocent in context. It looks like it might actually fit quite well with MLP, all things considered. All in all, it looks decently written, really. 'Upper-cutted' should probably be 'upper-cut', because 'cutted' never appears as a form of 'to cut', just for the record. The prose is quite childish, but I think that's intentional, from my meagre understanding of Blazeblue, and specifically Tao. You should probably capitalise your chapter names and title though. Because you managed to mostly stick to proper capitalisation in your actual fic, just not in your comments or the description, which is a bit odd imo. Your description is your advertisement to the general reader populace of fimfiction, and this one basically says 'I don't know how to grammar', despite the fact that I know you CAN use grammar from reading the actual fic. But other people won't know that, so will just see the high dislikes and lack of caps and go 'meh, another badfic, skip.'. A good description will not save a truly bad story, but even an excellent story will suffer from a bad description. It should be spotless. This is where you say 'Love my fic, pwease. This is what it is about, and it's FUCKING AMAZING. Here's why, in 150 words or less'.
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okay bro, i am sorry it's not as good as it should of been, but to my credit, it's cute in some way.
i'll re do the description tonight or soon i dunno, fix some things and such.
also, thanks for being so nice about the critisisem, it's been nice chatting to you.
Damm... so much critisism above me, probably because none of them know Blazblue.
Anyhoo i have none to give, it made me laugh and smile and i cant wait to see how Racheal reacts to Tao... god i hope it goes well.
1318024
hi there bro!
glad you like it, i expected this when i sibmited this
1318028 You are very welcome my friend
I feel the same way as you do. As long as its fun writing then it doesnt really matter if some people dont like it.
1318039 yeah, i have fun and well, if people don't like it, that's fine.
however, i wanted to write this because i was sick and tired of all the halo storys. there so boring to me!
1318200 I don't really read the Halo fics, i like the games, but im not that big of a fan, that i want to read them.
The same goes for most other crossovers, but that being said i do enjoy your pokemon crossover
1318471 aww thank you bro
"bro hugs"
1320332 *aceppting tha hugz*
1320336
i should make a order of who is gonna read these chapters though...
1320343 im not sure i understan what you mean by order, sorry
1320355
well, i'll list off the charecters that won't be reading the taokaka story:
nirvana, v-13, realus, arakune and hakumen.
Hm, interesting. Never heard of blazblue, but I have heard of Taokaka. Mostly because of the ScrewAttack Felicia vs. Taokaka Death Battle. Taokaka won.
1335599 thank you screw attack for macking tao more well known...
and seriously, now one hears of blazeblue? damn it! it has a better story then any other fighting game!
1336015Is that all it is? Just a side scrolling street fighter ish game? If so, I wouldn't be interested. Call it whatever you like, but the fact is I grew up playing games with some sort of adventure related story. Games that are like Street Fighter, or Marvel vs. Capcom, just aren't games I like to play. Although MVC is fun every now and then whenever I'm hanging out with friends.
1336023 meh good point bro. i like games with detailed storsy and great charecters, so i often avoid street fight, mainly because well spam hadoken, and hay, blazeblue is the only game that can say "we have a sexy squrriel girl in a bikini, and a boob obssessed cat"
1336037True, true. Anyways, hoping to read more. Rather enjoying seeing Tao as a pet to my favorite pony. Though I do want to know, why are you portraying Celestia as a complete bitch? I know this will never be canon or anything, but seeing a mean Celestia just rustles my jimmies.
1336048 well, i dunno, don't worry, i've portrayed celestia as nice in other storys, she will be nice don't worry...MAWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
1336058I don't like that laugh. Something evil is about to happen, I just know it. Anyways, any idea when the next chapter will be coming out?
1336069 well i'm writing a arc for my pokemon story, so after that i'm a start a writing the next chapter to this.
now who shall read this chapter? racheal or ragna?
1336072I don't know either of them. And you already said in chapter one that it was going to be rachel.
1336087 oh yeah, silly me.
dreadfully sorry for that, now i must get back to my writing, arevouir