Why did you made this? The first chapter was too painful to read because of how funny it was.

I am saddened that one of the chapters isn't named "Do the monkey with me."

*<>* if anybody asks I was the one who dropped Johnny of in equestria

Dammit, I bet Carl's responsible.

reuploading /mlp/ greentexts i fucking hope you are the real author

Johnny Bravo confirmed for true Nemesis of Lex Luthor.

This story just went from hilarious to heartwarming and insightful. It deserves my Black Bolt.

Well, that was quite something.

i repeatedly died and was resurrected in turn

This was somehow hilarious, random, crackficcy, and very sweet at the same time.

Wow.

I don't care for the particular style here. It's like a slightly off variant of first person that I feel detracts from the story.

That being said, this is a really great story. Johnny is a little too perfect in a lot of scenes, but then, he's Johnny Bravo. So I guess it's to be expected?

And that last line.... Did you write that entire story just to justify the last line?

If so, Bravo.

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After reading this comment I do have to express skepticism as well, especially considering I tripped on the word Anon in an earlier chapter. OP better account for this because while the story was funny that doesn't allow him to steal. Even if nobody's claimed it.

I didn't know how much I needed this.

Thanks for the laughs.

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It's why I used the same name as before.

Planning on continuing my other story, and just stories in general, once I re-edit them and post on here.

I can't ... Jesus this is gold.

Here have a like

Every few minutes or so I had to stop reading because I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard. This... THIS is gold, GOLD I tell ya. Thank you for making my day... no, Thanks for making my week, you damn genius!

I gotta ask though, why did you join now? I mean most people on this site are old, I joined back in the beginning of 2013, when MLP was all the rage. Now though, MLP looks like it's dying down a bit, well I don't hear people talking about it that much anymore...

I kinda want to see a sequel on how his life goes on from here. Still, have a thumbs up and fav from me.

And this is why fanfic is doomed....

Glorious! Funny and romantic.

I watched Johnny Bravo as a kid and I am ashamed to say, I was too young to get the joke of why it was funny. I saw him make a move on women and get slapped and I found him annoying and obnoxious. This was not because i got the joke, but because I didn't understand the joke. To that end, I found the show annoying.

This story was funny and sweet. Johnny finally got his golden ticket and his golden date, eh dates. I know enough about it but I don't remember any episodes. I don't know if you count that I like this story or that I am saying this, but I didn't get the joke when I was a kid. The show was too adult for me.

8388101It's fine, I just don't read the greentexts and pastebins so when I see someone implying they've read something similar and I see a mistake like Twilight calling JB Anon I look back and worry. It was still hilarious, I just worry sometimes.
8388359 I don't know, While I can see the fad-bit of it passing, I think MLP has earned its place in my list of fandoms I've been a part of and will always watch. That being said...

Nothing lasts forever, but I'mma ride this fandom until it bites the dust or I find a new train to ride.

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I recommend Eats, Shoots & Leaves for more info on proper comma use, while we're at it.

Words can't explain the smile this gave me when I woke and saw this on the front page. All I have to say is this.

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Rest of the fic was incredible, but this:

"You ate forty pancakes. And that's wonderful."

That absolutely slayed me

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It is... beautiful.

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That picture just made my day, thank you Sir (or Madam)!

You don't quite catch that last part, as Pinkie cuddles up to your other thigh. "You ate forty pancakes. And that's wonderful."

All heads slowly swivel to look at her in confusion, as she just looks back smugly.

"Yeah, I know right?"

Pinkie is adorable.

>Forty cakes

I understood that reference

I really enjoyed this, and while I would love some kind of sequel or continuation of this, I understand that comedy stories should stay to their set length, less things get too serious. that said I wouldn't exactly be taking up a torch and pitch fork if you did make one

I loved this story, and I look forward to more from you.

>Forty cakes

You cheeky fuck.

God I miss Johnny Bravo. Cartoon network just has not been the same.

that was very good, well done sir

I loved it. The only bad thing about it is a lack of a sequel.

This was fucking beautiful. I require more of this. Much more, slice of life, clop, more of sun horse and moon horse, clop, more of Johnny being the manly man he is, have I mentioned clop yet?

Yes,all the yes. Best thing I've read in a while!

I loved this I sincerely hoped this would continue but I am also happy that is ended this way. Was giggling and laughing throughout the whole story.

10/10 and 2 thumbs up well done.

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Thanks a lot, I most likely won't be continuing this, I've got another long story I've been putting off that I'll be uploading soon in parts as I write more and edit it. Then after that just a bunch of other ideas that have been floating in my head for years.

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lol, glad you caught that

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I just thought it would be funny. Plus I tend to get into fandoms late. I don't care that much though, I've written a good hundred non pony related stories as long or longer than this that no one's ever going to see but me.

Awesome story. I hope you consider a sequel someday. Or maybe another chapter that has some clop.

This... this was amazing in ways that I cannot word properly... this makes me miss an incredible show, and I honestly would love to see more of this. Alas, I saw your comment below, so no continuation...

But thank you for giving us all something amazing to read And hilarious!

Keep it up!

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You're quite welcome Cap'n o7 Keep up the fantastic work!
And have a watch, yeah?

I have very little words...but this was f**king amazing!
I used to love this show when I was just a little lad.
This was awesome; equal doses of cute, hysterical, and overall f**kery! (Just how I like it!)
You, my friend; Keep doing the s**t you're doing!

That was beautiful.

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Straight to the fav list, because this is exactly how I remember Johnny bravo as a kid.

I know Bunny Bravo has to be worried about her Johnny , wonder what would happen if she showed up .

I neeeded that laugh thank you i love this

8390355 Understood. Best Johnny Bravo I've ever read. Made him pretty real.