After dying in my world, I become Discord at the beginning of Return of Harmony. After breaking out, I decide to time travel to a year and a half before the first episode and see all of Equestria as a traveling unicorn mare merchant.
Ponies, assorted whatevers, We're gathered here today... For the most insane and explosive wedding you have ever seen! Know Your Mare crunched up into one single blown-out wedding!
Discord decides to retire and a strange being not only took his place as the new God of Chaos, but choose Spike to be it's new protégé. The age of Discord has ended. Thus rises the dawn of Maelstrom.
What?
What the heck did I read? I honestly don't know.
Wtf is that thumbnail
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Who the fuck is that guy?
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There was nothing constructive. The story is finished. Nothing you said was useful at all.
IMO, would have been stronger without the second chapter. The last line could have just been "Discord snapped his fingers, and took over the world."
But the first chapter gave me a chuckle, so have an upvote.