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Rainbow Dash and her friends often have strange discussions, especially in their personal corner in the Sweet Shoppe cafe (aka Sugercube Corner). They have a tendency to end up talking about the strangest of things and, by the end of the conversation, none of them have any idea how they ended up talking about it.
This is one of those conversations.
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Cute story;)
I would passionately make out with my best friend for free
8206926 Glad you liked it. Though, if so, would you mind hitting the thumbs up button? I've notice that people tend to forget to do that.
...That's unsettling.
Considering I married my best friend, yeah.
You've got a couple of typos at the beginning:
Other than that, nicely put together. I enjoy these slice-of-life inane what-if conversations, and you captured the personalities well. Looking forward to more of your series!
8206940 I meant, a best friend as in 'like a sibling'. Not best friend as in 'could end up as a couple'.
Anyway, glad you enjoyed it. I'll take care of those spelling errors.
8206936
Ahhh, you're right. Sorry. I just did it. ;)
Meh. My best friend would probably kiss back. Or, slap me really hard and then laugh.
XD This was great! I wanna see more of these stories! More ridiculous antics and discussions!
8207022 Glad you liked it.
And, luckily, stories like this are easy for me to write. So, all I need is something for them to discuss, which isn't hard. So, expect them to be popping out soon. 
8207030 Here's a discussion topic for them: Favorite shows as kids like Power Rangers or cartoons
8207040 I'll make that the next one. Just for you.
They should revise the question like: Would you have raw sex for a Centillion dollars?
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've had this out-of-nowhere type of conversation, I wouldn't need to take that bet.
Uuhhhhhhh... *clears throat* oh boy...
8207287 This is a family-friendly kingdom, brother. I want my content to be as Rated E as possible.
8207488 It would have to be in front of people too.
sure i just need to find me a girlfriend now [cuz if your gf aint your best friend your dating wrong]
Shit son, my best friend is my girlfriend
8207786 True... But I meant best friend as in 'like a sibling'.
8207849 I meant... You know what, I'll just edit my author's note.
Hopefully, now the question is clear to everyone.
8207761
Idunnomaybeifshedoesntmindwhitelightdontkillmebutimightdoitforahundredidontknow!?
8208137 Her name is Whitelight? Well, it's for a million dollars, so I'm sure she'll understand. She may ask for half of it, but she'll understand.
8208190
8208208 You know what the best part is? This is only the first of a long line of 'strange discussions with the Equestria Girls' stories! You'll soon be asking yourself more strange and awkward questions then you can believe!
8208249
I... look forward to it?
8207852
i your friends like that then you just tell em about the money and do it anyway they will understand
Hmm that is true, there's no particular reason in my mind to characterize RD as homosexual aside from the outlandish pick that her rainbow colors could represent the LGBT flag.
8208623 True, brother. True.
8208758 There's also her very tomboyish personality. In fact, that's why the whole 'Rainbow Dash is gay' thing really bothers me; it feels like stereotyping.
8209134 I've never viewed Tomboys as automatic lesbians, but i guess that's how our society works in it's mindset?
8209145 Exactly! It's so stupid and it really bothers me.
8209196 Hmm i wonder if this implies there's still discrimination in modern society, albeit in a different way than the traditional definition.
8209202 Unfortunately, my friend, there always has been and always will be discrimination in whatever form.
...But lets not mop about that. Let's focus on more positive stuff, like... What would you do (Regarding the question in the author's note)?
8209241 I'd rather preserve whatever dignity i have left on me so no, i wouldn't make out with my BF.
In fact, I'm not even sure i have one?
8209246 Dignity? I assume that means you would go for the million?
8209250 Take the million either through force or subterfuge but not going with the dare.
8209253 I guess it's just not worth it to you, is it?
8209255 Honestly, not really.
8209260 I really don't know what I would do. I mean... Actually, I don't think I have a best friend. I have a few friends, but I can't say any of them are my 'best' friend... But if I did, making-out with them in front of a bunch of people... I can't see myself ever doing that, but for a million dollars... I really don't know what I would do.
8209263 I have no BFs either.
8209272 Sorry to hear that.
...You know, now that I think about it, I wouldn't be able to go through with it even if I wanted. So, I wouldn't take the dare.
8209275 Though what'll be the next topic of these conversation one-shots?
8209282 I'm taking suggestions.
The next one, as requested by Arcana down below, will be them discussing their favorite childhood TV shows.
Have any suggestions? As long as the suggestion doesn't conflict with the E Rating and my 'No Ships' rule, I will do it. I Pinkie Promise!
8209289 Hmm maybe Superheroes?
Ohh maybe a childish, over the top Batman vs. Superman debate?(Team Superman!)
8209298 You got it! Any others?
P.S. TEAM BATMAN, SUCKA!
8209303 Well maybe the debate could be between RD(Pro-Superman because Superman is f**king awesome!!!) and either Pinkie or Sci-Twi(because it's in character for Pinkie to be immature or Sci-Twi cuz she is a NERD!!!)
8209309 I feel that was directed at me.
8209311 Kinda but also because Batman is all about tech, science, and mystery so i feel like Sci-Twi would be inclined towards that.
8209318 Yeah, well, let's just agree that Batman and Superman are both awesome in different ways. Let's leave the childish potshots to Rainbow and Twilight, shall we?
Yes, I'm mad.
8209327 Yeah, I'm just joking with the potshots and i do like Batman as well.
8209329 If you're just joking around, then would you kindly put a
in the comment so that I know your joking? It's commom courtesy here in the Kingdom of Madness.
Also, I apologize if I seem a bit too offended. I'm still recovering from dealing with the incident with JadeSaber, so I'm a bit tender for now.
8209339 I simply forgot.
8209342 It's fine, buddy.