• Member Since 18th Jan, 2017
  • offline last seen Oct 16th, 2018

All Art Is Quite Useless


When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

E

A new organisation has emerged over the last few months: one that was originally covert, but has recently begun to offer its services to all of Equestria.

In the mind of a certain pegasus, the reformation of Nightmare Moon sparked the idea of a better alternative to imprisonment , and her work on reintegrating a certain Spirit of Chaos into society pushed her to move forwards with it. It also gave her the tools to accomplish her goal.

Now, months on, that idea has flourished. The organisation has had so much success, in fact, that Celestia herself has passed a new legislation. This will allow the group of reformed, rehabilitated, and rectified creatures running the show to expand their roster, taking on members of the public, whether they be volunteers, or have managed earn their place through veritable villainy.

Celestia is just glad that she can unload some of those pesky miscreants somewhere else for a change.

*******

This story was written around a thread that I made in the Writer's Group, where users voted on five characters to appear in a story together, the five tagged are the ones that received the most votes.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 6 )

"Oh! You know! General crimes against ponykind: Robbery, embezzlement, fraud, larsony, impersonation of a police officer--"

Wanton sabotage of the Cloudsdale Weather Factory...

8190214 I actually did mention that in the original draft! It ended up derailing the narrative pretty significantly though (well, it somehow became more tangential than it already is) so I decided to cut it out and go for a simple joke. Regardless, I hope that it wasn't too immersion breaking, not referring to that episode, and all. Thanks for the comment by the way!

AAIQU

8190265

Well, it's Discord, so accusing Dash of impersonating a police officer (which is something he did himself in the Tirek episode) was something I took as just Discord being Discord...

8191011 Which is exactly what it was! You know, I forgot about Discord's police outfit in the Tirek episode, happy accident I guess. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the story!

AAIQU

D'awwww, that was cute. Though, Chryssie is beautiful as she is, no need to become a victim of a crayon factory explosion.

There's an orphaned 'co' somewhere.

'who took Averious on as his mentor' I think you meant pupil.

8222281
Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I think it just kinda happens when you let go and decide to let the love in, though. (Friendship explosions are the answer to everything.)

I'll have a look through for those errors soon, thanks for pointing them out to me!

AAIQU

Login or register to comment