A/N : 'My name is not George and I'm not self insert in any of my fics. Bastards.'
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"So, what does this 'vodka' thing do?" Dash asked, eyeing the
white bottle in her hooves.
"It's like apple cider, but much, much more stronger." George informed. Dash simply shrugged and popped open the bottle, taking a good, long swig before regretting it.
"OhmigoshomigoshomiGOSH, It burns, my throat is on fire!" Dash started scratching her tongue, coughing and running around in circles. George giggled. He handed the pegasus a glass of cold water, within a second she drank it down.
"Twilight?" he gestured to the vodka bottle.
"No thank you, George." Twilight took an elegant and gentle swig out of her cup filled with red wine.
'These ponies, are so freakin' funny as shit!' he mentally laughed his ass off.
"I don't feel so go-good," Rainbow Dash burped before colliding with George. "Watch wher' ya goin' son!" Dash tried to immitate Applejack's voice. Rainbow Dash then bumped into Twilight. "Watch it, ya egghead," Rainbow said drunkly.
'Is this what I get for getting ponies drunk? Next level' he thought to himself again. He walked over the drunk pegasus.
"Haw, ya look cute, wanna do me?" Dash drunkly smiled. Her brain was a scrambled egg ad she didn't know what she was saying.
"I'm sorry to interrupted, but George, you simply look adorable, I would take you in at anytime." this made George back away.
'Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?' he mentally punned his own mind with a incorrect pun, which wasn't a pun at all.
'Okay, surrounded by two horny ponies that I've just met two minutes ago, what's my next move?' again he was making calculations in his mind.
"I d-don't feel well, agh, my stomach." Dash clutched her tummy, as it seems she was in pain.
"Dash, you okay?" Twilight asked in a concerned voice. Without any warning, the cyan mare puked on the tile floor, different variety of colors flew out of her mouth and splashed into the floor. "Eeww, gross!" she laughed at her own vomit.
'What is she laughing at, I have to get these ponies in bed soon, and no God, not the 'in bed' way.' he mentally slapped himself at that. 'Am I going mental?' he mentally- you know what forget it.
"Guys, I seriously need a lay down, George?" she looked up to him. "Huh,wa?" he broke from his thought. "Care to carry me?" Dash grinned. "Well sure, why not." he picked Dash up, her fur was so soft against his skin. George began walking upstairs, the short corridor revealing three rooms.
"Looks like we're going to talk in the morning." Twilight growled.
George entered the spare guest room, there was a double sized bed, he placed Rainbow Dash on it, as he began walking outside, he was stopped by a grinning Twilight in the doorway.
"Umm...excuse me Miss-whoa!" he was pushed back in the room by an invisable magic force, he fell on the bed, right next to a smiling Dash. Twilight leapt up to his chest.
"I think we're using one room for tonight." she blushed intesitvly, Rainbow Dash began nuzzling George's neck. As Twilight ran a hoof down to his chest and up to his chin.
'Oh heeell no, I ain't gettin' sued for bestiality!' he thought. He tried to stand up but Twilight and Rainbow Dash kept him pinned. "Get off me, Twilight!" George insisted. "Nuh uh, not until you release the magic cream inside me." Twilight said seducevly.
'Oh double heeeeeell no, I ain't into this pony fetish!' he mentally shouted in his mind.
George heard a 'ziiiiip' noise come from something. He looked at Twilight, her horn was glowing and she had the most sexist grin ever.
'Shit, not good, she's unzipping my trousers, gottam think fast!'
"Twilight, wanna share him, or should take turns?" Rainbow asked.
"I think we should share him, he's big enough for the both of us."
'I need an excuse, and fast, how about, say that I'm gay, nah terrible idea, they'll want me to prove it ugh. How about, say that I'm tired, yeah!'
"Hey gi'ls, I'm too tired for this, how about some other time, I've got work tomorrow." he rubbed his eye to show how tired he was. The two mares giggled. "Silly, nopony or even you, work on weekends!" Rainbow informed.
'Well thanks, Miss Fucking Approval, cool story bro.'
"And besides, what's the worst that could happen? Now stop being such a fiddle and let us to it!" Twilight raised her voice.
'Cool story bro.'
"Just lay there and let us take care of it all."
'Cool story bro, I mean it.'
This chapter
It's hammer time.
OMG I,M DYING OF LAUGHTER . "OH HEEELLLLLLL NO!" I LAUGHED SO HARD
Why do all of the humans meeting ponies fics I come across have British protagonists? Not that I'm complaining, but still.
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I am fully aware, I just converted it to customary from metric, seeing as 2 Meters is 6.5 feet tall, it is fine.
And can someone plz tell me the meaning with "Cool story bro. I don,t get it
I am a brony, I love Twilight, and I love RD, but if they try to pull this sh*t on me, I will take my size 13 Wide shoe and give them a buck that even Applejack would be proud of.
You have free reign to hate me if you want, but that's my opinion, and I really don't care if you hate me or not.
A nicely comedic HiE fic - haven't seen one of those in a while.
You're doing great so far, just don't turn this into a clopfic, ja?
Tracked.
No pony got it innit?
It's a PoE fic. Ponies on Earth.
"Oh double heeeeeell no" lol
48665 me to unless i was some how in equestria then it would be different
...I think I'll say what I said in a comment on Angst, much?
"Boning ponies like a BOSS."
Seriously, though, this fic is pretty bad, but it's that it's-so-bad-it's-good kind of bad, it knows what it is and doesn't try (and fail) to be something else. It's shlock, but good shlock.
main char gets away. i keep reading.. if not... take a guess
im watching this
Stories like this are that equal to the B movies of the neighties
Laughable but enjoyable
Well, that was certainly out of left field.
"Nuh uh, not until you release the magic cream inside me." well DAYUMN i gatta say it.
GIGGITY!!!
what the...?
ok, I'm curious to see what happens, and seriously, don't let this end with "and then they fucked"
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
if u and i met in a pub.. you would not have to pay for a single drink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-97uRkzRg
The story seemed good at first. But then this happened. What the FUCK, man? If you keep fucking doing that, I'll never read your stories again.
Erm, what?!
So Rainbow Dash and Twilight just want to get in this guy's pants?
This is so bad, it's awesomely hilarious!
Please continue.
lol this got funny
This is so bad...
But that what makes it good!