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naturalbornderpy


Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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Celestia's dinner parties have one very simple rule: don't boop the Princess. Anthony has regretfully forgotten that rule.

Now, with Luna's aid, he is on the run for his life.

The epic conclusion to the "Anon-thony" trilogy.

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I wanted to laugh. I chewed on a knuckle instead. “The S.S. Wet Luna? A little… suggestive isn’t it?”
She turned to me. “Why? It is my sub. I am piloting it. It is in the water. Water is wet. Therefore my sub is wet. Therefore… Wet Luna.” She furrowed her brows. “I really don’t understand why everyone keeps laughing at that.”

This is why Luna is BEST princess.

I'm too busy imagining the S.S. Drenched Cadance.

What on Earth did I just read?:rainbowhuh:
Oh, sorry, what in Equestria did I just read?:twilightblush:

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We beheld a glimpse into the magnificent empyrean incandescence of comedy. And lo, we wept sweet tears of humor, and thus did we finally understand of what we must speak before booping an alicorn.

'Are you a good princess?' *Ear Scritchies*

S.S Glistening Sparkle

You just dont stop do you? A never ending stream of gold!

I list it with the submarine scene. And the rowboat?

This us why I want a Tia/Luna tv series so bad.

Dang, I wanted to see the Cuddle Dungeon...

Also, I love these kinds of stories, especially Starlight Glimmer Wants To Be Your Date. More please.

Hilarious, as always. You are just, a master of comedy. Though, with how "suggestive" things in this series has been, don't you think it deserves a teen rating instead?

Pineapples


Also, very random.

“Is that Celestia in a rowboat?” I asked. “Angrily paddling toward us in the vast emptiness of space?”

I... *sigh* :facehoof: the mental image is just far too much for me to handle on my own :rainbowlaugh: Hahahah, nicely done man.

Pony's in EquestrIA must somedays wonder if it's time for a Republic.

is your Anon Anthony?

lighthearted and hilarious. i love this!:yay:

This is more terrifying than what happens when you look at 096's face. :|

twenty thousand leagues under the sea.

Either Equestria is a superheavy exoplanet over 9000 times as large as Earth, or this sub is technically a spaceship. :trixieshiftleft:

“Is that Celestia in a rowboat?” I asked. “Angrily paddling toward us in the vast emptiness of space?”

... Spaceship it is. :trixieshiftright:

Still can't believe I used to think 'booping' meant shagging a pony in this fanbase. Also...

I wanted to laugh. I chewed on a knuckle instead. “The S.S. Wet Luna? A little… suggestive isn’t it?”
She turned to me. “Why? It is my sub. I am piloting it. It is in the water. Water is wet. Therefore my sub is wet. Therefore… Wet Luna.” She furrowed her brows. “I really don’t understand why everyone keeps laughing at that.”

I'm with Anthony on this one. I chewed my knuckle too.

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I have a picture of that face. You wanna see? :pinkiecrazy:

Luna literally uses the term 'fast travel' to denote teleporting somewhere she knows very well?

...

Not even mad. That's just funny.

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It isn't as powerful as the S.S. Sopping Twilight.

8043881 What are you talking about? It's not sca -

[TRANSMISSION LOST]

(Speaking from Heaven) So I suddenly remembered which one SCP-096 was...

And since I have been here before, I am able to fast travel here whenever I wish.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

8044160 Sorry, I don't think we're from the same country because I literally have no idea what you just asked me there? I showed him my what?

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I would rather not become 096-1 today. :|

And exactly in the spirit of the previous stories, this one was deliciously stupid as well. Delectable.
And other culinary words for praise. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Good stuff! :rainbowlaugh:

How to smile like a maniac at work:
1) Read this

:pinkiehappy: :pinkiecrazy:

8044603 But why did you ask if I showed a video game character my butt a year ago? I mean...what?

So if Luna has the S.S. Wet Luna and Celestia has the S.S. Moist Celestia...

Does that mean Cadence has the S.S. Dripping Cadence and Twilight has the S.S. Damp Twilight?

Somehow I read that as "Moistlestia" instead of "Moist Celestia"....

"Sister, we believe that your excessive use of illogical phenomenons, such as the 'rowboat in space' thing was too much for Anon-thony."
"Well, sister.. I shouldn't be the one to blame here. In fact, you had made a fake prophecy to try and get anonthony to fall for you. If that isn't really obscure, then I don't know what is."

The two sisters argue, as they sit on the moon. Trapped for Faust knows when.

8044111 Or the Glistening Glimmer.

She rowed a boat in space.

I'm just trying to picture that in my head.

Feel sorry for marketing people? NEVER. They're essentially paid to lie to people.

Good story, though.

Moist Lestia is the name of my ship in a bottle now. Thank you.

God damnit I hate when people get this wrong its "Never S U C C a princess"

Before Bolt had a chance to react, I reached down and quickly tapped him on the nose. As if struck by lightning, Bolt fell to the floor, giggling and grabbing at his snout until tears of joy rolled down his face.

I feel like this would be the cutest picture :rainbowkiss: and Bolt was Celestia's personal guard, right?

Celestia always gets her man. And this why Celestia is best princess. She can in an instant turn from most serene mother figure into Equestria's greatest love machine.

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Ok, this story is amazing! Hehe, S.S Wet Luna and the S.S Moist Celestia... How did you come up with this?
Celestia on a rowboat rowing to the moon?
Scratching behind the ears and saying "Who's a good pony" before booping... Now that's just getting ridiculous! :rainbowlaugh:

Also, i need a bonus chapter or something about the TWO CURIOUS WEEKS LATER xD

LOL I DIED LAUGHING AT THIS STORY!!!!!!!!

8047854 Glad you enjoyed it! :twilightsmile: And, well, I needed a name for a sub and that was the first thing that came to mind. That's usually how it happens. First idea is usually the dumbest.

8046838 May she sail forever and never sink. :rainbowdetermined2:

8045219 Hope it made your day better. :yay:

8045209 Thank you! :pinkiehappy:

8044330 Don't you wish it worked like that in real life? :rainbowkiss:

8043821 I think he represents everything I dislike about HIE stories. That he's a dick, but every mare wants in his pants. The fact he's automatically friends with everyone. Princesses and Discord included. He goes on adventures for some reason. He's part of some legend/prophecy/bull crap.

I'm not sure what I'm doing anymore. :applejackconfused:

8043760 Don't hurt yourself now. :ajsmug: That's one mighty dumb image.

8043642 Hmm. Anything funny, you say? Time for some Aids/holocaust stories! :trollestia:

8043618 Imagine Fluttershy in leather and a whip. "Ready for your punishment? If that's okay with you? Okay, cuddle time." :flutterrage:

8043539 A fine ship. :moustache: A fine, wet ship that most would love to board and dock.

Ah, fast travel...

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Joke's on you, that's my fetish.

Oh my gosh this was so precious:heart:

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:rainbowlaugh: It sure is, but hilarious, hahaha

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:rainbowlaugh: It sure is, but hilarious, hahaha

A second human actually named Anon-thony needs to show up now.

This was a silly masterpiece from beginning to end that really made my day. I smiled and laughed throughout the entire story, and I'm glad I came across it.

Thank you for writing this.

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