One Thousand One Ways to Thwart a King

by enigmaMystere

I Pierced His Stomach and He Died Forever

A pony immediately appeared next to Twilight. He was quadrupedal, had wings, a horn, and a pair of slitted eyes, much like Spike's, but of the opposite color. His body was black and red, with zebra markings and a messy, dual-colored mane and tail.

The purple pony took one look at him, turned back to Dainn and silently walked over. He could only watch in confusion as she took his staff, exposed the enchanted blade, and swung it swiftly. He only had the opportunity to notice that everything had turned upside down before things faded to black again.

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"Zero."

He exhales sharply, glaring daggers at the pony who just beheaded him. She returns the look with a flat stare. "Trust me, it was for the best."

The king cocks an eyebrow. "Do you even know who that was?"

"No, and I intend to keep it that way. Hero!"

Author's Note:

Watching Lost Narrator's Blooper Reel made me make this.

Comments

[HiddenMaster]

Guessing she summoned a Gary Stu? Those are real monsters, all right-not that the Caribou of the original stories are any better, mind you.