Angel Bunny's Army
"Hey Ransack, wake up!"
The burly man kicked up from his slumber and blearily looked ever at his partner Snatch. His foggy mind was immensely irritated to have been awakened from his nap like this. However as his thoughts started to solidify he remembered what they were there too do.
"Did that Fluttershy girl leave school yet?" He croaked out while scratching himself.
"Yeah, She's got like twenty minutes before she makes it to her animal shelter gig, so we gotta hurry and get her while the getting is good."
As Snatch said this, he was readying a cloth with some chloroform. They had been planning this for so long that it was getting really exciting for him. Ransack could feel that thrill as well as he kicked his van into gear and started moving it back onto the road. They had seen this girl with her family and friends. She was gentle, beloved, shy, and wouldn't hurt a fly. Anyone who raised a girl like that would pay through the nose to get a daughter like her back. They were going to be rolling in cash in days time. Nothing could possibly go wrong with how well they planned this out.
Snatch shimmied his lanky body over to the back where the van's sliding door was. The van was going just fast enough to catch up with the girl, but not fast enough to raise her suspicions. The nervous excitement felt by the both of them was palpable as they got closer to their mark. shaky giggles and twitching grins were on both of their faces underneath their ski masks. Just a few seconds more and they'd have her knocked out and in their van inbound to their abandoned warehouse.
"Alright bro, GOGOGO!"
Fluttershy jumped in surprise as the van door next to her opened up its side door and a tall skinny man popped out. Before she could react a piece of cloth was over her screaming mouth, the fumes coming off of it making her eyes roll into the back of her head. It was going exactly according to plan.
Until a bunny leaped out of her backpack and sunk its teeth into his finger.
"OW! SON OF A..." he wiggled his hand around, trying to get the thing off of his hand while simultaneously pulling her limp body inside. His heart froze for a second and his face blanched when he looked at the things face. He had never thought a bunny could have such a vile expression on its face. If looks could kill he'd have been dead thrice over. His stronger arm won out through and managed to toss the creature off of him, but not without his finger starting to heavily bleed from where its teeth sunk in. If he had let it go on any longer it might have bitten his finger clean off. The bunny rolled and got back onto its paws almost like a gymnast before standing on its hind legs. He was mesmerized for that brief second as the bunny's chest puffed out and a malevolent grin grew on its face. It was a face that said "You are fucked good sir."
Before he had closed the van door he heard a high pitched sound coming from the bunny. The look on its face as it bellowed out gave the appearance of a general calling his troops into battle. A riveting battle cry only it could understand. The sound from that yell was muffled out as the van door closed and they peeled out.
"You alright Snatch!? That thing looked like it got you good."
"Freaky rabbit damn near bit my finger off. What's a girl like that doing with an evil rodent like that thing?"
"We'll get you treated back at the warehouse man, don't worry about it. Not like that bunny can do anything about this right?"
They both chuckled at that. It wasn't a happy chuckle though. There was a nervous energy in the air that did not resemble anything like they had before they grabbed the girl. Something felt off and they couldn't pinpoint what it was. Snatch got to tying up and gagging Fluttershy in the back while Ransack drove at the speed limit. He didn't want to attract any undue attention after all.
That is when he noticed the sky start to darken a little bit. He remembered the forecast today, there wasn't supposed to be a cloud in the sky. Damn weathermen can't predict the weather for shit he thought with a wry grin. He took a passing glance up into the sky to see what he thought was a fast moving black cloud. Maybe a storm was coming? Something about that cloud made his stomach lurch though. There was something wrong with it. It wasn't normal.
He looked up again, trying to focus on it this time. His jaw dropped as he saw it was getting closer, and that it was not a cloud at all.
"HOLY SHIT! SNATCH, GET UP HERE!"
"What? Is it the cops? Did someone see us? I thought you said the coast was clear dude!"
Snatch got into the passenger seat and looked up to where he was pointing. He went white as a sheet and began sweating profusely at what was above them.
The sky had grown dark with flying creatures. Owls, Pigeons, eagles, bats, and tens of thousands of insects were moving together in perfect formation. The two men could feel thousands of eyes burrowing into their windshield. What was the most disturbing thing was one of the Eagles had went down to a lower altitude and on top of it....was a bunny.
Not just any bunny. It was a bunny with blood around its mouth from where it had bit Snatch. A bunny that was grinning down at them with its forelegs crossed like a final boss of some video game.
"What the literal fuck dude..."
"GUN IT! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"
With that Ransack slammed onto the gas, frantically trying to drive away from the cloud of creatures that were making their way through the sky.
Snatch was freaking out now. The look on that Bunny and the army it had behind it had sent him into a frenzy. Without thinking he pulled out the handgun he had in his back pocket and moved to roll the window down.
"DON'T OPEN THAT WINDOW! ARE YOU NUTS!?"
Unfortunately for them, Snatch had already pulled it down enough. What they had not known about was the swarm of wasps and yellow jackets that had stuck themselves onto the hood of their vehicle and were now crawling towards that crack as quickly as they could under the turbulent winds of the speeding van's velocity. Several dozen of them were perched on the seal of the window waiting for the opportunity and they took it with gusto.
The two men squealed as stingers aimed for their faces and necks, stabbing venom into them one sting at a time. Ransack lost control of his van and crashed into a park. Pedestrians got out of the way of the runaway vehicle and watched in horror as it slammed into a tree, triggering their airbags and smashing their windshield. The both of them piled out of the car as more and more bugs zeroed in on them, stinging them relentlessly as they ran. Their ears were filled not only with the buzzing of thousands of insects but of the angry cries of birds. Ransack felt things crawling up his legs and saw that they were squirrels baring their teeth at him and gnawing through his clothing. Rats, mice, ants, even worms were making their way towards the two men's location. The ground itself seemed to come alive with activity as insects that normally spent their whole lives underground crawled to the surface to aid their comrades.
"WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!" Snatch was screaming that as he was bombarded and scratched by thousands. They were going to die. They knew it as more and more of their bodies were covered in the ever growing army of animals and insects that they would be eaten so thoroughly that there would not even be bones left.
"That's enough dearies"
With that soft voice the whole commotion stopped. insects and squirrels and birds all backed off of the bleeding and bruised men and parted like the red sea as a light pink haired girl walked towards them. Fluttershy was no longer bound and gagged, and resting on her shoulder was none other than that goddamn bunny grinning down at them as devilishly as ever. Her cute and soft expression had hardened into that of a general looking down at her enemy.
"Hello Snatch...Hello Ransack."
Ransack was going to ask how she knew their names, but his body was in far too much pain to utter those words.
"My friends had told me about what you were trying to do. I told them to give you the benefit of the doubt. That maybe you wouldn't do something so mean. Turns out Angel was right."
"Pl...please..." Snatch rasped out "W....We didn't know..."
"That every creature in the Tri state area would come for your heads if you tried?" Fluttershy quipped. Her voice had almost a motherly sass to it that made them feel like children again "You are lucky I didn't let them do what Angel ACTUALLY was planning on doing."
"Wh....what was....that?"
Angels shadow covered face and brimming smile was more than enough to answer that question .
By this point all the animals and creatures had dispersed save for Angel,and a crowd of confused pedestrians was quickly forming.
"You will turn yourselves into the cops and confess what you did. You will do this immediately." She leaned down and gave them a smile that sent chills down their spines "Trust me... I will know if you don't. "
They couldn't crawl to the police fast enough when they arrived on the scene.
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I'm intrigued by the synopsis alone. Must read at future time.
My only regret in reading this, was that it was so short. What I do not regret is the massive smile that I will be carrying with me for the rest of the day after reading this! Thanks for writing!
Pfffffff hahaha poor bastards
nice lol story. have a like and fav
dont mess with fluttershy. she has a demon bunny who will rip you to shreds with his army.
And to think......she can kind of do that after the recent movie. .___.
7909520 Even more so, after the recent movie
Oh that's so good! Not to mention damn Angel handed thier butts to those thugs!
7909533 Lord, that could be a sequel. Two other criminals try the same mark, not knowing what will come.
...Wow. That was...overkill, to say the least. Man, Angel Bunny can be quite the little devil...
And yes, a sequel is needed. Two other criminals break out of prison and then try to do the same thing, but Snatch and Ransack try to stop them because they know what would happen. The other two guys interpret this as Snatch and Ransack trying to stop them from kidnapping Fluttershy so that they can do it themselves, and hilarity ensues.
LOL. Epic fail
Please tell me there will be a sequel.
OKay, now I know why Human Fluttershy should not be kidnapped. Also, I saw a P&F (Phineas and Ferb) reference. Actually, now that I think about it, she's pretty much protected by nature.
Here's a thought that just occurred....
....she knew. She long since knew what they were up to.
That's why you never mess with the quiet kid in the class, you never know if they're gonna pull something crazy out like this.
7909457 it's funny how ironic angel's name is since he seems to be the most sinister character imaginable
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Name's could be deceiving... Like how Big Mac has nothing to do with Burger King.
But he always go well in a princess sandwich
Excellent one shot. Those poor bastards only blessing here is that Fluttershy doesn't have access to Japanese hornets or Bullet ants, yet...
Also, love the image that popped into my head, later on when Fluttershy's saying thank you to everyone. The wasps all ragging on the bumble bees for not doing much.
FS: "Aww, I'm sure they did the best they could. It's not their fault that they can only sting once before dying. I bet you were really intimidating to those men."
Bees: "You bet! We really showed them didn't we lads?!" *Gentle buzzing*
People often give the power of "heart" a lot of flak for being so worthless. This story, with sadistic hilarity, demonstrates why empaths and the like are not to be underestimated.
Awesome job! I was grinning through the whole thing.
I can see something like this making it into the show at some point in the future be it EQG or Pony version.
Oh lordy I lol'd.
Best line.
Great story. I just wonder what was Angel's original plan.
Also, you might want to add the "Equestria Girls" tag, as well as swap Pony Fluttershy's tag for her EG counterpart's. Just sayin'.
That was amazing and, at the same time, so immensly satisfying. Ah, always such a treat to see someone get what's coming to them!
*dedz of laughter*
F****** Hilarious!!! I love this story!
7910892 Good point! I'll put that tag on there.
Lmfao..
So...birds and insects? That's the army Angel Bunny raises?
Not that it wasn't effective, but...it's less than impressive in description.
I'm now picturing a sequel where someone tries to do something harmful to Fluttershy at the zoo, only to discover that the monkeys have long since learned how to unlock everyone's cages, and the animals stay inside at this point because Fluttershy's told them wandering the city wouldn't be good for them.
Either that, or at the animal shelter and Angel Bunny unlocks all the cages...and the baddies learn that the shelter was caring for a young mountain lion in addition to all the dogs, cats, and skunks.
...oh god, Angel sics an army of skunks on the baddies!
7909647 Nah. Each one tries it on one of her friends only for shenanigans to ensue.
7911939 I'm just strangely interested in the idea of Beastmistress Fluttershy.
You have earned yet another like.
"Like a Sir" 
7911937 Question though, would Angel be doing this with Fluttershy's knowledge? Cause it seems like in this case she was made aware of the plot of kidnapping for ransom.
7911953 You mean the thing that's been a part of FIMFiction since forever?
7911960 ....Possibly.
7911937 I understand what you are getting at, but you have to take into consideration what the local ecosystem has to offer, and how lethal Flutters was allowing Angel to be. Angel was basically told he can only rough them up, not kill them. His original scheme that he proposed to Fluttershy was far more bloody than what a teen rating would allow.
Also I think you are underestimating the sheer might of insects working in unison. Even in the cleanest of neighborhoods you can find hundreds of species of them, each type numbering in the thousands if not millions, within just ONE household. Each backyard is an ecosystem unto itself, brimming with life that you'll never see because they are going on with their own business. If every single bug within your vicinity decided they wanted to attack you right now, you'd be in for quite a tussle. to put it into perspective;
there are 7,000,000,000 humans on the planet. (give or take)
there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 (estimated) insects on the planet. Their biomass dwarfs that of any other terrestrial creature on Earth. Not that that matters, since she can rally the entirety of the animal kingdom behind her in any given area.
Hell, could you imagine the kind of damage she could do if she moved to Australia? XD
Note to self: Be nice to nature.
If this had happened in Equestria, they would also be guilty of Treason Against The Crown™, since they did deliberate harm to one of the Bearers of the Elements.
As Ransack and Snatch crawled into the CPD (Canterlot Police Department) the officer on Duty had to check his coffee to see if something was wrong with it before rushing over to the pair to check on them "What happened to you?" he asked for the moment thinking the pair victims.
"W-we tried to kidnap a girl...but animals..so many animals...and that evil bunny!" Ransack began"
"It had an army and...we didn't stand a chance! Please we beg you lock us up, DON'T LET T GET US! Snatch added in what was a clearly terrified voice.
The officer quickly called for backup and the duo was quickly taken in for medical attention. They would later discover from incoming witnesses what EXACTLY happened and the officers of the CPD were left scratching there heads about how to write this all up in a report after all it was not everyday a girl nearly gets kidnapped only for an army of wild animals to tear the would be kidnappers to shreds.
Interestingly in the criminal underworld a new Rule was created, that came before all others. "Thou shalt NOT harm Fluttershy, for if you do, what happens is on you and you alone"
Screw Hitchcock's The Birds. Fluttershy's The Everything is much more terrifying.
Jesus Christ that is terrifying.
7912529 This is the best thing. Thank you for the laugh lol.
7910127 Let's not forget, according to Jewish mythology, Lucifer and all the demons and devils of Hell were once angels, too.
It does make one wonder just where in Hell's hierarchy that that rodent falls in at. (pretty damned high, if you ask me)
Straight into Top Fave, this thing goes
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...then Celestia have mercy on their souls, cause Australia WON'T.
Their mistake was not using Fluttershy as a hostage to make the animals back off. Otherwise good story.
Release the motherfucking cows.
7912846 Good luck holding a weapon with a swarm of hornets on you.
7913153 what about killing her to stop her control of the animals? or would they attack anyway?