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Billy G Gruff


You may also know me as "Youtube, All I want to do is watch a video, Stop making me update" or "Buck Testa"

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You never know when your life is going to be cut short. You could have a heart attack, or get hit by a runaway train, or in this case have your head nearly vaporized off your body by the new royal foal. This is the thoughts going through this particular maids head as she contemplates her mortality gazing down at the little bundle of joy that almost ended her existence.

Rated teen for implied sexy times, nothing graphic.

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Okay, before anyone else coins it, I hereby dub Flurry Heart the Princess of Threesomes.

If that seems disturbing to you, it's really your fault for writing this story. Thanks for doing so, though. I got a laugh out of it.

7066681 Thanks! I just saw that poor mare in this episode and I was like "there she is minding her own business and BAM, magic beam almost took her noggin off." and I just had to right this.

near death makes the most boring life come alive!

That baby will be the end of all things

Gloriosa? What are you doing here?

Equestria Girls: The Legend of the Everfree isn't out until Fall...

She hoped none of the powerful and influential ponies down there couldn't read minds because that thought decided to run on repeat for quite a few seconds.

You mean "could," because of the "none" that's placed earlier in the sentence.

Also, earlier you mentioned her friends' fillies, just want to make sure you mean they all had daughters, and not just children in which case you'd want "foals" instead of "fillies," or "fillies and colts" if they've got both.

Otherwise, yeah, this is a cute little story and I could totally imagine that poor crystal pony rethinking her life after nearly being vaporized by an adorable little alicorn.

7067600 Ooh, thanks for catching that double negative, I'll fix that.
Thank you, It kind of just popped into my head after I watched that episode.:rainbowkiss:

So I was inspired by this fic to write another fic. Hope you don't mind.

7068172 Sweet! Glad to know you liked it that much :rainbowkiss:

7066745 There needs to be a series about their adventures.

Maybe have them write memoirs and become famous or something.

Because

I Swear By The Moon And the Stars in the Sky

That our lives will never be the same again.

This would be awesome!
Please!

So Flurry Heart is the Poof of the series? I'M OUT! *stomps angrily out of the room*

Good fic. I would point out that, if you accept Hasbro's statement that the 1st 3 seasons took place over 1 year, The Crystal Empire occurred about a year ago. Even if you don't, it was not so long ago that she would have forgotten life under Sombra. In short, this probably isn't the worst thing to ever happen in her life.

You want an idea for an AU? Try this: Everyone assumes Flurry Heart is good, but clueless. That is, she wasn't trying to hurt anyone. What if Flurry was evil & WAS trying to hurt some one?

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Babies ARE all Evil...

That's why I get on with them surprisingly well.

welp, that just happened

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