This story is a sequel to Prepared for her Return
On a boring night Princess Luna decides to delve even deeper into her sister's book "Sunset's possible returns". What other crazy scenarios did Celestia come up with?
If you haven't, read the prequel first. Otherwise this one won't make much sense.
"Teen" and "Crossover" tags just to be safe.
Edit:2/23/17 This time I'm sure it got featured
I am pretty sure that if Sunset ever got a hold of this book she would beat Celestia upside the head with it.
This is pretty great, will you by any chance take submissions at some point?
Funny but I'm not sure what the reference is here. I think it's something related to Legend of Zelda based on the green hat, but as I've never been into that series, I'm not entirely certain.
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If you have a good idea, why not? I'll certainly be open to them
Either Luna is referring to her powers, or she is a full blown pokemon master and dimensional traveler.
Neither do I, Luna.
She's not really wrong. Sure they could fly up the stairs, but frankly their entire design just seems awfully inefficient. They would have to blast apart most environments that aren't level, flat, and have wide areas for them to turn if they couldn't fly, and even then if they're in an environment that is very narrow that a human or pony could navigate, they likely couldn't without explosive force. Not that they would really mind this mind you, it's just that whoever designed these death machines had no interest in practical design or a very limited budget and random shit lying around. I'm guessing the latter.
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Yes, it is Zelda. Bottles are very important and strong items there.
First off, that' sad. Secondly, I think subconsciously Luna remembers that any and all artifacts of great power or value are not kept in the Canterlot treasury, so nothing of great value was taken-like the Alicorn amulet, which is wisely hidden in an dusty antique shop in Canterlot at the tallest shelf on Celestia can see without getting a step ladder. Also, most of Equestria's funds are in banks and the like. Canterlot's treasury is more for show and most of the gold and jewels there were for show, more than anything else. All in all Sunset might have taken about $176.00 in assorted fake treasures retail price, more likely maybe $50 if she's lucky resell value.
Who knows?
To the second, it's a reference to an iconic episode of an old cartoon.
And the third, their wikipedia page (they actually have one)has a section just about Daleks and stairs (also one about Daleks and sofas)
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Forgot the reply
It's the comment under this one
7812574 You didn't deny the treasury thing, though.
Also, heh. Daleks actually do have a section on stairs in their wikipedia page.
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Alriiiight... Every time I try to be a bit meta someone has to take it too seriously. I mean yeah, what you said does make sense, but I'm not sure if the effort you put into this was really worth it for my little joke.
Also the whole bad cooking-thing is a small nod to the fic "Sunny, Moony, Twily", which had a full chapter about Celestia's bad cooking.
Edit: It just took some time to write this
7812605 You do realize I was just joking around, right? I just love the thought of Sunset and her thief associates coming back and realizing that the goddesses treasury is worth about half a day's honest labor.
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Oh
In that case I'm glad you were just joking. Growing up with a sister that takes everything too seriously can lead to something like that
In order:
Pokémon.
That Spongebob Squarepants episode where he made people laugh by ripping his pants all the time.
The Emperor's New Groove (Sunset is Yzma)
Doctor Who (Sunset is a Dalek puppet)
Miraculous Ladybug (Sunset's an akuma victim)
Most hilarious scenario: drunk Sunset. Both for Celestia's reaction and... because of drunk Sunset.
Most interesting: Scenario CC-MS#2. I get the reference to the comics (unfortunately, I didn't read them) and it would be quite an interesting turn of events. But Luna is right... too many doppelgangers.
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Congratulations! You are at least as crazy as me!
7812738 Well I don't call myself "The Man Of Madness" for nothing
This is pure comedy gold
And a very intresting list of different Sunset returns story ideas, so many possible fics
Sunset could have at least brought back some malasadas with her. Hm, wonder if a Beast Ball would work on ponies. At least Kronk didn't pull the wrong lever (this time). And too bad Celestia didn't have a paintball gun on her. Although Celestia maybe could have thrown a cake at the eye stalk, but then that would have been a waste of a good cake.
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Deku Princess complains about being in a bottle. Pony Princess complains about being in a bottle. There's no winning, is there?
All Hail Champion Tsunset Shimmer! And d'aaaawww she named her Ninetails after Weiss, my heart is soaring with all this sweetness.
Well somebody watches Nostalgia Critic...
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Alright, I admit I had the idea after this week's episode
It's already really sad. It's Celestia writing about her missing daughter coming home, and it looks like she does it every year.
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That's what I warned you about. The whole chapter becomes suddenly so sad when you realize this. Again, this was not planned.
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The entire story is pretty sad if you think about it. Celestia is spending so much time thinking about Sunset that it's obviously consuming her.
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I have to admit, you are kinda right.
But think about it this way that you already know, that Celestia did get her happy end, so it does make up for it, right?
I...must say, I was not expecting there to be this many fandoms that I'm in in this...
OhmyLuna you did a continuatION I LOVE YOU.
Dragon Maid?! Yay!
The one whit the Dragon Lord has some very valid points.
that first one reminds me of the cut scene "kirby gets revived by hunger."
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So...how did Celestia get her happy ending? I mean, sure, she has Twilight as a new STUDENT, but I'm pretty sure that Twilight has parents, and that means that Celestia will never be able to bond with her like she did with Sunset, as it appears that Sunset doesn't have parents.
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I meant it in regards to this story where Sunset (in the first chapter and the prequel) returned and she and Celestia reconciled in a happy (not crazy over the top as the rest of this here) way and finally spend time together again
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The very reason I get bored in every single MMORPG and why I don't play them.
I hated Sliders
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Never saw it and as far as I know the story itself has nothing to do with it
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Basic synapse of any given episode, so sorry if I saw a episode where there was none
Meanwhile a confused PonyDragon just read there. “What?”
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Meanwhile a confused Marwile just watched there. "What?"
Don't worry. For your grave we will get you a nice Nyack coffin, with sunset orange plush lining the inside.
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Actually sounds pretty comfy.
Will I have wi-fi?
Wait. These weren’t meant to be serious? But the story’s been goofy from the start! These silly scenarios don’t seem that different in tone from what came before and while they are different in theme that’s been true more or less of every chapter.
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I was more or less afraid of some people getting triggered by some of the content of this chapter. Don't forget that this is the internet...
Or maybe I was just overthinking this (as basically everything I do)
8065523 You were overthinking. I'm pretty sure if any time, today would be the day you're allowed to trigger people with stupid crap like the Seapony song and Rickrolls.
8065469 You ll have WiFi, though on wensdays you are practice dummies for the Ashen one.
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...I'll be thinking about it
8065714 Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. All the pain receptors are dead, remember?