• Member Since 20th Dec, 2012
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NinjaPirateGuy


I'll just take the things I like...and combine them with ponies! IT'S PERFECT.

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The Dragonborn. Dovahkiin. Liberator of Skyrim. Harbinger of the Companions. Slayer of countless dragons. There is nothing that this man fears.

Except maybe his wife when she gets angry.

Follow the destined savior of Tamriel as he makes his way to do battle with Alduin. Answering all of your burning questions. Why does the portal to Sovngarde not go to Sovngarde? Will the Dragonborn ever find a good souvenir for his wife? How long will it take for him to realize that Granny Smith isn't his long dead grandmother?

Stay tuned and find out!

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Isn't there a kid named Joric?

7736688 Was there? I have no idea. It's been ages since I've played Skyrim. I just picked the most Nordic sounding name I could think of without ripping off any characters I knew.

7736751 There's a child in Morthal named Joric, but I can let it slide since I can assume he's never been there.

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