Dazzle: The Movie

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Adagio, Aria and Sonata have finally hit the big time; they're having a movie made about them! All they need to do now is figure out who's going to play them... should be simple enough... right?

(Inspired by a conversation between me and ForBloodySummer, proofread by him.)

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LayTheBlackToRest

LayTheBlackToRest #1 · Oct 28th, 2016 · · ·

Now I'm interested in who they pick out as love interests

TheManOfMadness

TheManOfMadness #2 · Oct 28th, 2016 · · ·

Wow! You could make an entire series based on this!

Boltstrike58

Boltstrike58 #3 · Oct 28th, 2016 · 1 · ·

“WE’RE GETTING A PUPPY?!”

Never change, Sonata. Never change.

“Helena-Bonham Carter! She’s seductive, intimidating, and you’ve seen her hair, she’s just like me.”

Well, if you get Tim Burton attached to it, that's a given.

Aria scowled at her younger sister a moment longer before thinking. “We need someone blonde, annoying and a massive idiot to play her…” Her eyes lit up. “I know just the girl!”
“Who?” Her sisters asked.
“Hilary Clinton.”
Adagio gasped. “You leave that magnificence woman out of your right-wing, conservative agenda Aria!”
Sonata sighed. “I miss Bernie.”
“We aren’t getting into this again,” Adagio scolded her group.

Oh, God, the American election disaster has even made it's way into the universe of Equestria Girls. At least nobody brought up you-know-who.

“Annoying, boring and predictable… so who’d you pick?”
“Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones.”

I've never seen a single Ghostbusters movie all the way through, so I'm going to not comment on this part.

“You’re so self-centered,” Aria shook her head.
“You know it doesn’t work as an insult if I embrace it, right?” Adagio asked.

I'm pretty sure this wouldn't have been out of place in the movie.

Adagio smiled. “Oh, he’s a great guy, always gives me loads of attention when he comes in. He’s called Ben Dover.”

...oh, God, why?

forbloodysummer

forbloodysummer #4 · Oct 28th, 2016 · 1 · ·

7678289 If it's Helena Bonham-Carter, then the love interest is Johnny Depp by default, I think they must have a contract that makes it hard to hire one without the other. But, given the last line, they might end up with someone from a parallel industry, say, Helena Bone-her Carter, and then all bets are off.

SkycatcherEQ

SkycatcherEQ #5 · Oct 28th, 2016 · 1 · ·

Regarding the author's note — while this isn't those actresses specifically, it's what I have on short notice, and may still be worth a grin.

(spoiler, for anyone who hasn't read the story yet)
https://derpibooru.org/1025910

Necron Lord

Necron Lord #6 · Oct 29th, 2016 · 1 · ·

but can't seem to agree on who they want to play them

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Saberking2012

Saberking2012 #7 · Oct 29th, 2016 · · ·

Adagio tutted, rolling her eyes. “Nooo, I meant somebody finally appreciates me for the wonder that I am.”
Sonata gasped. “You got a boyfriend!?”
“What? No!”
“Girlfriend!?”
“Sonata!”
“Oh my god, she has!”
“Sonata I, ugh, no… okay,” Adagio regained her composure. “Girls… I’m sure you both know my job?”

Oh my god, I couldn't stop laughing at this part The funny part is, I can see this happening. This gets a like.

jaroslav