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The Rainbooms and some of their friends talk about ‘boob pockets’, muse on the nature of interdimensional clothing, and take a vote regarding if a pair of pants should stay on or be taken off.
Inspired by a conversation with thegreatcat14 and perhaps a piece of her art or two...
Thanks to her and also Nova Quill and Tired Old Man for their input, edits, and help!
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Here's to boobs and science, may the two continue to intermingle.
I'm a man
I like to shit
I like to EAT
I like to piss
I LIKE TO FUCK
This has no relevance to your story, adios!
Honestly the best version of Sonata yet.
Ok
But what can one say, really? It's a story about tits. Specifically about the Rainbooms' tits. So yeah, instant win. 💜💜💜❤💖
Oh god I just about lost it. 😆😆😆
I love how this just derailed into a rambling conversation about clothes, too. This is the most fun kind of story to read and to write.
Double toothpaste...heheheheh...
Truly the greatest discussion of all time.
I liked this, it was really funny. Also interesting to see Starlight get a role that would usually go to Princess Twilight, props for originality.
Hey, you know what?
Shout out to boobs.
Rainboobs?
Anyway, nice.
One of the breast one shots I've read recently.
This was very strange, but also hilarious.
So...par for the course for your one shots. Loved every bit of it.
So yeah, I'm gonna go stick my head into a tub of mustard and then go to the rabbits and reveal I am their new king.
Edit: Hey, I'm a friend of DeltaXeno and from the description of the story, along with him having actually done as he said, I can surmise that reading it caused a bit of a short circuit within his brain; I keep telling him to space out the his reading of Justice's stories. He also made a replica of the empire state building with red and purple legos....in like 10 minutes. It was fasciniating and unsettling to watch. I'm kind of curious to see how crazy this story was.
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Wonderful news! The Rabbit King DeltaXeno has made me his advisor. Not so wonderful news: His subjects hate him and have done a great disservice to him! They refused to come to ball he held for the President of France! He has decreed that in response, the both of us shall eat all the lettuce in the world, and make them watch. And then we shall have counsel with the emperor of saturn in regards to the imminent war with the blartymians of dimension Xtl-G.
This was so dumb, but god damn hilarious at the same time. Not sure if it's just because I'm on mobile, but the font change early on with with word "voluminous" made me lose my SHIT, comedy gold right there
Last I checked, that's her DEFAULT expression. Also, this is about par for your work. Confusing, hilarious, and you showing off your degree in Advanced What The Fuckery.
I gotta say I like secretly smart Sonata
You total bastard!
Why did you stop there!? It was about to get good!
Now this is genius. I love it!
Wondering if there's an actual time out there that Pinkie's song is supposed to be sung to.
Also, this:
That conversation got complicated. Who knew that boobs and clothes were so complex
Let me know when the sequel is out about pubic hair - I want Twilight's, Sunset's, & Starlight's opinions on bushes! XD
Why?
It's a wonder the get anything done when such a small diversion can consume their entire day.
To quote an earlier work of yours:
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It took up part of ours, too.
I agree Dashie. It is unfair.
HUMONGOUS HUNGOLONGHNONOLOUGHONGOUS
This is the most glorious thing I've read this year. Thank You.
And boy, don't those raise questions?
It went in up to her elbow. "What am I looking for here, Pinkie?"
"Keep going. You'll know it when you find it."
"If you say— Whoa!"
"Dashie!"
Starlight boggled. "Did she just—"
Sunset nodded.
"Does this happen often?"
Pinkie shouted into her shirt. "Rainbow Dash! Do you still remember the way out?"
The reply came from far further away than should've been possible. "Third staircase on the right, past the confetti and the gift shop!"
There's something brilliant about using Sesame Street to gradually reform Sonata.
This got surprisingly political for a story about Victoria's secret compartment. And I really like theoretical political scientist Sonata.
I don't know about that. Plenty of deities have been portrayed with prominent breasts.
That was a glorious pile of madness. Or possibly two mounds of it. Thank you for a surprisingly engaging read.
...Now I want ice cream...
Anywho, thanks for writing! It was an absolute joy to read!
Smart Sonata is breast pony.
Where did the cover art come from?
Even though it’s a moot point now, my vote would have been “off.”
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If you hover or the piece there will be a "source" button
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Ok, it doesn't actually take me to a divientart site or anything.
Goodness. Just.
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Sweater puppies. S w e a t e r p u p p i e s.
........... I have never been more simultaneously confused and entertained by a story on here in my life
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haha!! 👉👌
interestingly enough, i would attest to overhearing similar conversations my sisters had with their friends....
I feel like this was some kind of experiment to see how many different forms of the word "boobs" and how much sexual tension you can shove into a single story without giving it a mature rating.
All that discussion about how the portal handles clothes and nobody brought up how the portal seems to have eaten Twilight's prom dress from the first movie?
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Huh. That does seem to be the case. she went back wearing it then returned to 'earth' wearing her normal outfit.
Odd that apparently, Sunset was able to change and go back and forth with the same clothes. Maybe human have a set of clothing that sort of work like a cutie mark and you can change this outfit provided you make a big deal out of it including singing an entire aria about your past?
I liked this, but I kept forgetting what was going on because of everyting that happened. It was kind of hard to follow at first read. Second I had a better idea. Still funny the first time I read it, but it was a bit jarring at first.
Starlight glimmer, the person/pony of bad influences. Add the sirens and Pinkie to the mix and Sunset is on her one way trip to the looney bin. The nice people dressed in white are one call away Sunny.
Just call ahead in case you lose your mind. 
I like how subtlety triggered Rarity became about the idea of a magical portal putting her clothes line out of business.
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The Other Girls: *Urp*
*The other girls quickly run out of the room for the nearest bathroom*
(Sorry, Fan. I just HAD to expand on this little part.)
I have absolutely no idea what is happening but is it weird I'm kind loving it? Stuff just kinda keeps happening and it's hilarious. Bravo, well done.
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Gosh this is just lovely, I was laughing every other word XD
I almost feel like this deserves a random tag. If it would fit anyway.
Fan-tata-tastic.
So stupid yet so brilliant. Who knew you could have intelligent conversations about boob pockets and the many different uses for them.