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Schorl Tourmaline


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Seeing this as an opportunity to their creativity,

Opportunity to _____ their creativity? And is it "their," or "his?"

Haven't had a chance to read the story yet obviously, and I don't care too much about minor mistakes normally, but typos in the description are much worse than elsewhere. May want to give that a quick fix.

I wonder if Diana would also be called the Queen of Harts. :derpytongue2:

LOL I remember this play. Happy to see it published :rainbowlaugh:

Summer in Equestria for Caribou

I was hoping to make a The Producers joke and you just handed it to me on a silver platter, oh Schorl you are too kind, roll the clip!

Annnnnndddddd nnoooowww iittts, Summer~ In Equestria~ For caribou~

You are fucking glorious, I could hug you!

Vestria, now flat on her ample rump, looked upwards. “Oh right, wings. How did I forget about those.” she said, giggling like a ditz, “No matter, we can stop them. You lot, follow after them. They are heading off towards that big white building off in the distance.”

Oh you glorious bitch! This is great.

“Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!”

Classy.

“Everything I do, I do to screw~”
“Yes you do~”
“If you were looking for a whore, I came to you~ So silence whelps~ Coward in fear~”
“Look out!~”
“Cause I’m gonna stick my schlong sword in your rear~”

I should not be finding this as funny as I am now. However, if you would be so kind, Joker?

Thank you.

After a few moments of quiet contemplation, Dainn replied to his men’s comments with a single word. “Indeed…”

Dainn is now voiced by Xemnas.

cocklasses and your rape-iers

Really? Really?

interrigate

InterrOgate.

“Well, she’s apparently from that big white city in the distance, and just happened to be here today for some reason. As for if we can trust her, she’s actually really excited about the whole thing, and says that she’s been into this kind of stuff for a long time. It wasn’t even really hard to convince her to switch sides. Heck, she even showed me and my group where her father and some other stallions went to hide after slipping past our inept guards.”

I remembet that fic.

“.... Thank you, Vestria, as always you have given me the kind of results I have come to expect from you.”
“I live to please, my queen.” Vestria said with joy, “I also live to please my queen.” she tacked on with a wink.

Stop it! You're killing me!

“Ah of course. I should’ve known you would be able to pull something so convenient right out of your ass.”

This is amazing.

“Don’t worry…” the unicorn said as she caught her breath, “If there is one thing I know how to do, its self insertion.”

I suppose you think that was terribly clever.

“It was like the person who wrote it didn’t put any thought into what they were doing!”

Subtle.

Looking up to the title, Vestri found the words “Sun’s Setting” in cursive.

Less subtle.

If anyone has a link to a macro of femminazi Hitler please leave a link in the comments. :rainbowlaugh:

That does sound funny.

There was still someone I had to show it to. :twilightsmile:

effect him

Affect.

Oh boy, here we go again. . . .

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Yeah, but the ride sure is fun, isn't it? ^_^

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Yeah, I guess. If only there were brakes.

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Ha,fair enough. I promise that my next story will not be an outright attack against my former colleagues. Deal?

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I meant brakes on how much she writes. I swear, Schorl's a word factory with the power switch left on.

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Schorl wrote that story back in February, actually - shortly after Twipet released her last Hearth's Warming Eve story.

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I promise that my next story will not be an outright attack against my former colleagues.

I hope so. You're a good writer by your own merits and shouldn't have to resort to taking cheep pop-shots just to get attention.

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While I absolutely agree with you, I also think this story does have merit beyond the attack. It has quite a bit of nice world-building, it shows that cows (at least in Schorl's verse) might be more capable (at least in some areas) than they're usually given credit for, and it also has a few nice fetish elements.

This was a great read and really illustrates why you can't take foe seriously, no matter how much it wants to be. Thank you for posting it.

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Well, this is specifically aimed at Twipet's story, Sun's Setting. But I agree with you that Schorl points out the absurdities of that specific story quite nicely. When it comes to Fall of Equestria as a whole, it really depends. Schorl herself managed to write a longer story (Bruised Apples) that I think can be taken seriously.

I guess non_creepy_nickname's authority is one of the biggest problems of the setting. I've already pointed out a few times that it has serious negative impact on the stories of his contributors. By now, all the really good FoE-related stories (except for Sirius_Face's Always More to Take) aren't even part of his "canon".

I really liked this. Wonderfully parodies the Caribou invasion and Twipet's plot hole filled work, and is genuinely kind of funny to boot. I think my favorite part had to be the Caribou council's confused reaction to the play. They just don't know what to do. I'd say it was adorable if they weren't rapist bastards that deserve to burn in Hell for Eternity.

I avoided reading this for a long time out of the presumption of laziness characteristic of FoE.
I couldn't stop laughing through the entire read :pinkiehappy:
e: I hadn't previously noticed that you wrote this, hence presuming laziness :pinkiesick:

Dang when the cow queen yelled in the story. I was like wow what a stupid bitch though but turns out some Vernia girl said what I thought

You crazy mare, I could kiss you! XD Always trolling the bad writers and mindless horndogs, aren't you? Wish I'd read this sooner! You really know how to take the piss out of someone.

You always seem to know just how to make the caribou look stupid. Not that they need much help with that. XD Keep up the good work!

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I know it’s old, I read the author notes and I wasn’t in the community back then but… what can I even comment on?

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I suppose nothing, which begs the question of why leave the comment that you did if you had nothing to say?

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