"Wow, Maud, look at how rounded and worn down those shān are! I bet they're really old!"
"Pinkie, did you just slip into Chineighs?"
"Yeppers, it's the central conceit of this story collection! Learn Chineighs one word at a time. The author already remembers that shān means mountain! A few thousand entries later, and BAM! He'll know Chineighs. Easy peasy don't be a Breezie!"
"I don't know, that sounds like quite a shān of a task."
Keep up the humor level and this could be good.