Yoga is the perfect way to ogle a guy with a nice ass.

"Shining," Cadance said before Shining could add anything else. "Please, would you tell me what you and Twilight did after the vast majority of times you carried her to bed? And me for that matter? And Fleur? And the one time you did it for Fancy Pants? Celestia? Luna? Your mom? Your Dad?" Cadance paused, the rest of the expansive list remaining unsaid.

"Well, we fucked," Shining replied like it was the most obvious answer in existence.

Incest is wincest.

and if Sunburst stood on the tips of his toes his head might be able to peek over Shining's back

unless this is human or anthro I think you mean "Hooves"

Moronically oblivious Shining is best Shining

That giant list of conquests including Princesses and family members had me busting a gut!

7320447 that is my canon of Shining Armor; incredible with physical abilities but almost as oblivious as an Intel Pentium with an FDIV bug.

7317540 Hooves are technically toe bones, so.. it's not really inaccurate.

We need more stories like this where sex is more casual and open.

"Well, we fucked,"

…his entire immediate family is on that list…? Okay then.

murured

murmured

I like how Shining's been with his entire immediate family.

Wow. For a while there I was expecting Shining to have been deliberately teasing Sunburst, antagonizing him until he finally confessed. But this... Been a while since I read an oblivious Shining story. That he missed the painful hints despite apparently doing it with so many others just adds to the hilarity. I'm now curious to see if you'll explore those other times.

"Well, we fucked."
Wow! I was NOT expecting that! The headcannon where sex is highly encouraged in Equestria is quite an interesting one. And I love when Cadence plays the role of polyamory queen. Her reaction was so funny! Poor Sunburst, though. He thought Shining would neglect him for sure, when really all he needed to do was ask. I sure hope the clop next chapter is as good as the plot!

"I'm the Princess of Love! This is basically my sidejob!"

Best line, this also reminds me of The Doctor/Clara

Wait, so Shining effed Twilight!?

Okay, this first chapter was amazing, and Shining’s obliviousness is actually well-written here so good job.

Cadance crossed her forelegs. "Well, you should start by fucking the poor stallion until he's a drooling, cum-filled mess. Celestia knows he's earned that at the least."

"I'm the Princess of Love! This is basically my sidejob!"

By the way, I absolutely love this personality for Cadence.