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Nosguy 1328

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    Nosguy's Stories (1)

    • Fist full of Iron
      A HiE story placed in Rust's universe, with a bit more bang

      17,279 words · 883 views · 72 likes · 3 dislikes

    CURRENTLY ON REWRITE SEE BLOG FOR MORE!

    CORRECTION: CURRENTLY ON REBOOT!

    My nickname was Cole... but now I guess I'll just stick with that, names are pretty hard to come up with.

    Have you thought a plan out in your head and decided to do it to see if it would work? Sometimes it does work, and most time it doesn't. My plan, let's just say it didn't work. And it ended with some deadly...

    Screw it I'm gonna come out and say it. I got f--ked up. I'm laying on the ground at my bank with bullet holes riddled in me holding a revolver.

    Well we all have Guardian Angels... and I don't like mine so far.

    After making a wager and a couple requests, I get sent off to Equestria and literally drop from thousands of feet up into Canterlot.

    Did I mention I got changed into a kind of demonic monkey?

    My name is Cole, and in the words of a great hero in a fictional Fable

    $h1t...

    Based on Rust's Universe with some cameo crossovers (Done with permission)

    Image was found with Google search

    First Published
    19th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    12th Dec 2012

    Comments ( 71 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 2d ago · · ·
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    First shot at a chapter, I probably could've added more to it too :applejack unsure: I was pressed for time at the moment so I skipped it though

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Dun Dun DUUUUHHHHHH!!! Elan would be proud of you my good sir.

    #3 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Twily is going to meet Hellboy, just perfect. (oh the ensuing hilarity):facehoof:

    #4 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>769953

    ...Or very gruesome misconceptions. :twilightoops:

    Anyways... not bad, not bad. I never followed Hellboy so I can't really give you critique over it.

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·
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    damn, thats pretty kinky:ajsmug:

    #6 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·
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    this is ganna be gooooood.

    #7 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·
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    shit is to hit the fan soon very soon

    #8 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >> Distrance

    The idea wasn't really to include Hellboy, but to include demonic like creatures into the story. In a sense they are also mythical creatures because some folklore actually refer to demons as also being mythical.

    #9 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 22h ago · · ·
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    Just so everyone knows, something similar to the very end of Chapter 3 did happen to me last night and yes I was scared :fluttercry:

    I may have to just pull a MarbleHornets and start a whole video series about it and end up killing everyone :pinkiecrazy:

    #10 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 21h ago · · ·
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    :pinkiegasp: SLENDER-MANE!

    btw good chapter:rainbowkiss:

    #11 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 20h ago · · ·
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    >>775084

    Sad thing is this did happen to me. I felt something holding me down to my bed and I couldn't open my eyes for a while until I forced them open just a bit and I saw Slender man walk out of my room

    #12 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 18h ago · · ·
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    >>775336 Not sure if crazy or one unlucky dude... Yup unlucky it is. And yes I AM serious.

    #13 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 18h ago · · ·
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    >>775815

    Yeah, I honestly thought about doing crossover stories like this and Fallout Equestria and tossing some Lovecraft in there for some enjoyable stress and tension

    #14 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 15h ago · · ·
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    Haven't read yet will in a moment but first, you had me at Demonic Monkey.

    #15 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 15h ago · · ·
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    >>776948

    you had me at the use of proper punctuation

    #16 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 15h ago · · ·
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    >>776983Is that sarcasm? I can never tell when I'm on the computer.

    #17 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 15h ago · · ·
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    >>777008

    no its truthism

    I'm part grammar nazi haha

    #18 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 15h ago · · ·
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    >>777018Ah, well in that case, I thank you.

    #19 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Wait a minute...

    Uber Right arm?

    :ajbemused:

    It sounds familiar

    Well goo fic anyway but IM WATCHING YOU

    #20 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>791709

    In my next chapter, Celt and Cole meet and begin to sing Irish drinking songs together:derpyderp2:

    kidding of course. Thats not til further down the line

    #21 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>792049

    Have i missed teh past few days when did I plan a irish song wit cole?

    #22 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>792068

    I was kidding mate, but I do plan on incorporating some music into this story whether it be for laughs or dramatic effect

    #23 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 4d ago · · ·
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    You know, there are times that I wish Tiggy could talk. just so he can sing random songs like everyone else.

    Oh well... Cool story bro.:moustache:

    #24 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>795868

    you could.do instrumental music maybe?

    #25 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>796689

    maybe.... I might be able to pull it off, but playing music at the drop of a hat doesn't fit Twig's personality. I might do it every now and then though. I got some good ones I could use... heh heh heh

    #26 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>774735 That happens to me all the time.

    I found that if i lay on my stomach, I can trigger such event.

    whatever you do when it happens, DON"T STOP STRUGGLING. you'll only fall deeper into the paralysis, and you might not be able to get out of it if you go to deep.

    The Japanese call it 'sleep paralysis' and they believe that it's spirits playing tricks on you.

    may i suggest sprinkling salt around your bed?  

    #27 · Chapter 2 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>770883

    Its only supposed to be a dude who happens to look like him.

    #28 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oh god slenderman

    #29 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>801805

    Nah, I just that your brain doesn't know your bodies asleep yet.

    On a completely unrelated topic, I got 20 blocks of C4 under your house. Don't make me use it.

    Wait. Where the detonator go?

    #30 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>804373

    Hey I found a button! *pushes button*

    What does it do?

    #31 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>804386

    Hey, why is that delivery truck still at my front do--BOOOM

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This is fun, interesting setup, and I'm enjoying reading it!

    #33 · Chapter 2 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oh my God. "Pick a lane, you asshole!" :rainbowlaugh: Not only the funniest thing I've read today but also the greatest falling line I've ever seen. Seriously, that was comedy GOLD!

    #34 · Chapter 2 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>805878

    Is it sad that I almost forgot I put this line in here :twilightblush:

    And sad I made the very first pony I see, which was Derpy in case you didn't get the hint, the target of my aggression?

    #35 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>805861

    Also I thank you for the kind words, I too enjoy reading Skeleton Jack, just to see how much s:yay:t she can f:trixieshiftleft:k up before it blows up

    #36 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    The dream you had reminds me of a popular nightmare among people with narcolepsy called The Hag. In the dream you cannot move nor speak while a 'hag' stands at the foot of your bed or sits on your chest watching you. :pinkiecrazy:

    #37 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>806836

    So in other words I am insane? Sweet :pinkiecrazy:

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    #38 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    need moar

    #39 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>808641

    You shall get your fill friend when all of the Gala chapters are unleashed to cause mayhem

    #40 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>807634 narcolepsy is a sleeping disorder silly!

    #41 · Chapter 3 · 47w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>811947

    Yeah, I realized that after I posted since one of my co-workers had something similar happen to her

    #42 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Gala.... must wait till saturday.... gala comes out saturday.... WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WAIT TILL SATURDAY?! THATS 3 DAYS AWAY! AND I WORK THE NIGHT SHIFT THAT DAY!

    #43 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>822244

    my friend you seem upset:trollestia:

    #44 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>822903 ..... Bitch I will cut you with your own rib.

    #45 · Chapter 4 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #46 · Chapter 4 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #47 · Chapter 4 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ha!

    #48 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wow, 5k words. Impressive.

    Also yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :yay:

    #49 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Cool, Hermes is here too. ..And now two characters have firearms.

    Missy with his/her M1911 and you with a generic revolver.

    #50 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    BOOZE!!!!

    Law
    #51 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    you know what, yes i'll make your gun, your one of the good ones.

    #52 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #53 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Magicker with badass gun. Hm... Also sings music on a whim and a good fighter.

    Is it only my guess that he will be with Griffin for long ride through hell and back? :pinkiehappy:

    #54 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    A random pony with a janitor's outfit wanders through the hospital of Canterlot (in unicorn form) shoveling broken bricks with his broom that was created when a silver demon crashed through it. Once the bricks were swept into a pile, he roughly shoves the broom through the pile, sucking the pile into the broom like a vacuum. He then goes to the wall and paints the real wall back on, dispelling the illusion along the way. He looks around, causally walking into the bathroom when no one was looking. No one comes back out.

    (because since Nosguy never mentioned the wall being repaired, I'll assume that this guy did it, the behind the scenes guy who cleans up after everyone.)

    (Directly copied from the thread "GGG coordination")

    #55 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>868243

    Sounds about right. I mentioned the walls were now covered by illusion magic but I never said if they were fixed.

    #56 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>869599

    BOOYAH. The Janitor is in the house! To clean up after you messy people. Also to watch you from a first person perspective, you guys are fun to watch you know.

    I'll be posting random comments whenever I feel bored in various fics.

    #57 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>869613

    I;m actually going to include him in the chapter after next! Thanks for the idea Apple!

    #58 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    >>869854

    55th Comment

    This might be nice for you to look over. I've decided to make nameless guy and The Janitor to become one person/being.

    Remember, The Janitor doesn't interact much, and is content to observe and eat popcorn. He's a janitor, what do ya expect. If you need me to explain what he and Shtik can do/does, PM me. Its a long winded explanation.


    Squeeeeeee

    #59 · Chapter 2 · 45w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Son I am disappoint.

    Y U NO USE MOZILLA?

    Everyone knows explorer sucks.

    But anyway this is awesome:rainbowlaugh:

    #60 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>888118

    Yup I figured I would start using chrome now

    #61 · Chapter 5 · 45w, 2h ago · · ·
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    >>894805

    That reaction :trixieshiftright:

    >>895433

    Like bees in a hive

    #62 · Chapter 2 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I don't think Zeeslang is going to react well, he doesn't like demons very much....

    #63 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 16h ago · · ·
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    :flutterrage:NOBODY TOUCH HIM! SLENDERMANE IS MINE! GUNHAVER WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!

    #64 · Chapter 4 · 40w, 6d ago · · ·
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    There is no such ting as a kill steal, only a kill secure. :rainbowwild:

    #65 · Chapter 1 · 23w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I... um yeah... remember when I first mentioned the "clusterfuck?"

    Yeah... clusterfuck is happening.

    #66 · Chapter 6 · 23w, 1h ago · · ·
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    not so much being busy as being sick, but I've been wanting to do this crossover FOR A YEAR!  I'm so happy t finally get it done did.

    #67 · Chapter 6 · 23w, 31m ago · · ·
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    Ahem. Finally, an update! I quite liked this chapter.

    #68 · Chapter 6 · 22w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Hell yah! UPDATE!!!

    #69 · Chapter 6 · 22w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    elsewhere(Actually an exercise until I figure out what to do)

    Tap Tap Tap.

    A silhouette raised a small hammer and finished whacking a nail in place. "Stupid me. Thought there was something special underneath the creaky floorboards. Nope! Just lots and lots of dust and the skeleton of a rat." With a huff, he stood up and left the room. He paused at the doorway, hearing a small whir. He looked to the other side of the room and saw a slight reflection of light through an open doorway. He stuck his hand into his broom's bristles and pulled out a revolver. "Show yerself. How did you avoid the lifescan?"

    The glint moved forward, showing a bit of rust orange. A creature vaguely resembling a pony followed it out. "Just us. It was too interesting of an encounter not to record." Her(?) voice resembled the sound of cells trying not to decompose.

    The man scowled. "Fine, but they're done now. Nothing here, shoo."

    "Fine, we were leaving anyway. Weren't you supposed to help out too?"

    "Yeah, and I'm telling you there's nothing here. There's a convention that's going to happen outside, hurry up or else you'll have to jump to get there on time."

    The pony-creature grins. "Thanks"

    "Shaddup."

    #70 · Chapter 6 · 22w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: ... Huh... ... :rainbowderp: WHAT?! :rainbowhuh:

    No... Did they just? :twilightoops:

    Oh... why... I don't even. :derpyderp1:

    My reaction to this chapter.

    Now that image is stuck in my head. For a while.

    Also, thanks for +2 songs in playlist. :twilightsmile:

    #71 · Chapter 6 · 22w, 2d ago · · ·
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    *squee* finally, wanted to hear of Mimic for so long. Anywho, umm, day-em, conjugal relations much? To each there own indeed, but I want more high caliber action, death and the like, ya'know. :pinkiecrazy:

    P.S. Glad you are back.

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