Filthy Rich had it all: a corporate empire, mountains of bits, fame and recognition throughout Equestria, and a photogenic family. What was left for him but to go into politics? And the night before his inauguration as Mayor of Ponyville, is there any power - or any pony - that can help him out and limit the potential damage?

Perhaps there is. Perhaps it's one of the last ponies anyone would have expected. (Rated T for alcohol consumption and adult situations.)