After having been dispatched by the Jedi Council to recon the planet of Geonosis, Jedi Knight Spike, his apprentice Twilight Sparkle and her love interest Rarity have been captured by the Changelings of Independent Systems and are to be publicly executed on charges of espionage and sabotage.
Because May the Fourth... Be with you.
This has got tone a troll fic
This is a troll fic