The Great and Powerful Trixie, hungering for revenge (for some reason), decides that the best way to gain absolute power is to become an Alicorn. The best way to become an Alicorn?
Kill one and steal their powers, of course.
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Trixie is best aspiring murderer.
Huu well that's got to the first time I ever read Twilight doing necromancy in brod day light and act like it's a normal ever day thing there ...
Makes me wonder if she had a Goth period before she met her friends.
Well, we don't want to be too picky.
I'm not sure if he is able to do even any of this.
And how does Twilight know his name?
Good chapter!
I hope Trixie will be a good friend(?) and try to assassinate Twilight.
For science, of course.
Is on my tracking list.
Found an small typo:
Edit: Fixed.
7151861 I find that the phrase "Trixie is best X" is always at least partly accurate.
7151865 We all have a Goth phase, no?
7151931 The implication is that Twilight has done this before, or at least has attempted.
Thanks for catching that typo, mate. Fixed now.
So the sillyness of the fic is amped up and even the Narrator doesn't miss the chance to underscore it, good.
Looking forward to see where this will go.
7152311 Hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing it.
She's spying on them?! Pervert.
...this is going to be a lot of fun. I can tell.
Easier said then done? Yes, yes it is Trixie. Great first chapter!
7152472 I'm glad you think so. I've been sitting on this idea for a while and I've been worried that I was the only one who found this idea funny. Seems I was mistaken in thinking that.
7152619 Thanks for reading! I enjoyed working on it quite a bit, so I hope I put a little bit of my enjoyment into the fic.
Trixie does not need slapping down. She needs help! Perhaps Bruce Mane could get her a nice soft walled room in Arkham Asylum if Twilight asks nicely.
Trixie:
♫Do you want to kill an Alicorn?♫
Ugh...not worth the effort.
7152817
♫Do you want to kill an Alicorn?
C'mon let's go and slay!
Don't put up with Twilight anymore!
Come out the door, and make her go away!
Kill her and her buddies, make their bodies rot
That's what happens when you diiiiiiiiie!
Do you wanna kill an Alicorn?
Doesn't have to be an Alicorn...♫
Celestia: You're banished, Trixie.
Trixie: ♫O-kay, byeee...♫
I'm so, so sorry. I couldn't help myself
7152692 Trixie as The Joker to Twilight's Batman would be something interesting to see. Let me file that away for further evaluation.
Honestly, I don't think I could have written this better myself even if I tried.
<<~~ Me from halfway through to the end.
7153215 Thanks for enjoying. Hope to see you back in the next chapter.
7153255 There's more?
*choir singing hallelujah* Add a track to that!
Wow I can tell this is going to be a very silly and hilariously funny story. Here have a thumbs up and a follow and you might get a fav latter on as well. Keep up the good work and I'll read ya later.
-BFBL
7153556 Thank you for your time, and I'm glad you enjoyed.
7153684 you're welcome
At first I started to quote the best parts, but after realising I quoted half the story I decided it would be rather annoying, so I will just post this sentence.
Deal with it! Your fault if you write an awesome story! (Keep going!)
Great chapter!
Can't whait for the next part!
One small thing:
Sometimes you call her "Cadence", sometimes "Cadance". Better decide for one and stay with it.
7174194 Oh, geez, I thought I fixed that. About halfway through, I realized I may have been spelling her name wrong. I wasn't, but I guess the unease made me think I did, so I changed some of them, but not all of them. Thanks for alerting me, I'll fix it now.
Also, thanks for reading and enjoying!
An easy fifty bits
Trixie just doesn't get it does she? You can't kill a alicorn that easily.
7174311 Pah! The Great and Powerful Trixie can do anything! You think a mere alicorn can stand in the way of her awesome might?!
Very well done, and I agree that Cadance is probably the weakest alicorn in terms of raw power, but that isn't really saying much since her magic alone was still powerful enough to hold off King Sombra. She is still in the top 10 of the strongest known magical powers in the show (Not counting Tirek or Chrysalis since they needed the magic of others).
1. Tree of Harmony
2. Discord
3. Crystal Heart
4. Celestia and Luna (tied)
5. Sombra
6. Twilight and Starlight (tied)
7. Chrysalis
8. Cadance
9. Shining Armor (his magic can protect an entire city)
10. Dragon Lord Torch (physically the largest and strongest dragon)
7174348 I egregiously disagree with that list. Personally, I think of it more like:
1) Discord
2) Crystal Heart
3) Sombra
4) Twilight
5) Chrysalis
6) Luna
7) Celestia
8) Starlight
9) Cadance
10) Shining
But that's just my way of looking at things. Glad you enjoyed
Oh Pul-ease! Flurry Heart can kick Trixie's bubble-butted flank without even trying.
7174956 Um... Okay? I never mentioned that she couldn't, so I don't really get where you're coming from...
jeez. Cadnece should've gotten a job on Briddlestreet!
Still watching for when she's dumb enough to challenge Twilight and Celestia.
BTW, let me guess: the crystal wall was probably made of rock candy or something, wasn't it?
7174956 great job reading you did there, pal.
7176075 That is literally exactly it, I just couldn't find a way for anypony to mention it.
7176092 I've been waiting so long to know that I'm not the only one imagining someone making "the most indestructible wall ever" out of rock candy.
I'm digging it.
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This is a One Punch Man reference, isn't it?
7230853 Pffft! What? No, of course not, don't be ridiculous!
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Mr. Plinkett slurs, "WTF does that even mean? You have the high ground?" He goes on a 9 hour rant about how horrible all the Star Wars prequels were.
Trixie is giving stupid a bad name. Please give her another brain cell, even if the conversation between them is only "Duuuuh" and "yup uh huh uh huh"
7230908 If Trixie were any more intelligent, the story would fall apart. But... I'll see what I can do
7230902 Yeah, about what I imagined. I never actually saw any of the prequels all the way through, but that line is so much nonsense that I had to use it.
(MY fav part of this chapter)
I tried to find a Trixie with sharingan pic but came up empty, sadness I know BUT I did find this cool pic
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7230931 Go to Youtube. Look up 'Redlettermedia' and their... ahem... 'reviews' of each Star Wars prequel.
You may die laughing, but it will be worth it.
7230927
Don't do that this was one of my usual smart mouth comments. It's just that I've seen smarter rocks, some rather gneiss ones at that. Trixie is just so full of schist.
Trixie needs therapy
I rather enjoyed the result of the second strongest mane style. Made me chuckle. Nice references too. Looking forward to Twilight having to engage in the no doubt most difficult fight of her life. Not laughing to death when confronted by Trixie and her 'minions'.
7230935 I'm glad someone enjoyed the joke. I'm kinda amazed that there's no Trixie Uchiha pic. Lots of Fluttershy, RD, and Twilight, but no Trixie.
7231158 Don't we all?