One Slav, tons of ponies, not enough vodka, and no potato.
Join our hero, the Slavviest man in Equestria (Which isn't saying much), as he goes on many an adventure, for friends, for fun, and for more vodka! There will be comedy, there will be sorrow, there will be friendship, and there will be enemies. But above all else, there will be Slav.
tovarisch, why?
I'm enjoying this quite a bit.
So I am driving from work in my lada. I am very tired from shooting kalashes and throwing bolts in order to detect anomalies. I had bad day because I didn't not find one artifact to sell for many rubles. When I arrived at home I changed from my work adias to my squatting adias and squatted next to my voldka cabnet. Checked my YouTube on phone and what is this? Boris, greatest YouTube has not updated and I'm like "oi blin what will I do until soup is ready?" I go to fimfiction.com to see if fiction is in updated fics. In stead I find fabrication for my favorite game being on the a PC. Stalker! Oh yes. I read first chapter and favorite first thing! And crane my neck and shout "EY MOMMA! ISSOUPREADY? I FOUND FANFICTION! ONE IVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT!"
Good work man this story really Cheeki my breeki.
HWB
Like true slav, this slav needs more please.
This story... It is amazing. I need more. MORE!
He is burning through his vodka quick.
7071775 Don't worry, an entire story arc revolves around getting more.
MORE
Stalker + vodka = silly Slav fun time
Only true way of reading this...
Bandit radio on 2x speed
IIIIIIISSSSS BORIS
Ah comrade Ivan!
Here have some more slav grade vodka! Now is time for brawl. Come comrades! Let us go and drink vodka and sing song from motherland!
7072574 Yes getting more drunk that is...
Dont ever underestimate a slav when he has the power of cheeki breeki
Get out of here, Stalker.
Well, I'm not too big on the whole anthro thing, although so far it's done bearably. I'm pretty amused that despite being a half-drunk Russian, Ivan is the most sensible character I've seen in one of these stories for a long time. He shows up and does exactly the things that a sane person would in this situation: make peaceful contact, talk to people in authority, find a prospective way home and lean back until it's found. It's kind of comical just due to the contrast.
7162406 Anthro done specifically so I don't have to fuck about with weird pony poses. Also, yes, Ivan get's more intelligent as he drinks, in true slav fashion.
Stay Cheeki Breeki.
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Da tovarisch. Da.
You know when Ivan walked to see rarity I was hoping he would say, "DA of needing a new set of clothing, need use very elastic fiber. Make good for squatting, make me a track suit blin!"
7385214 Sadly a soldier of GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA cannot be seen wearing a tracksuit, even if it is as high quality as Adidas.
Sabaton for the win!!
7398757 PLEASE. I NEED MORE CHEEKI BREEKI IN MY FIMFICTION
He need to tell vinyl about the power of hardbass
Blin where is update cyka?
Ah, this is fun. Although, part of me is thinking about the description you gave of his outfit and such, and it's going "oh, great, it's like the Heavy and the Pyro had a baby, and it turned out to be this guy over here." Noy in a bad way, mind you, but still. Hilarious as fuck.
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Well, as they say... "a peaceful day in life of Cheeki Breeki is like bowl of good borscht: is no such thing."
Life of boris?
Stay Cheeki Breeki
Oi blin this a good story 🍻🇷🇺
Cheeki Breeki
http.*blin overload*
*reactor no.4 explodes*
Update please
Oh now this should be fun!
Opa! He make it through his Slav will keep him alive is just child version of zone
Blyat sidorovich for not believing in power of cheeki breeki he not Slav he western spy
Comrade please update great story the cheeki breeki must go on
Cheeki breeki intensifies
To add more Slavness:
- Add Semechki
- Add Mayones
- Adidas
- and more...